What was against the law? and other song mysteries

[ElizabethinherGermanGarden]

What did Paul Simon and Julio do down by the school yard that was so bad??

Did Richard Marx actually leave her by the river safe and sound?

What other mysteries do you need solved?

What did Billie Joe McAllister throw off the Tallahatchie Bridge?

Who let the dogs out?

What is she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

Who DID shoot the deputy?

What won't meatloaf do for love

Does your mother come from Ireland?

Just how many woodpeckers are needed to peck wood?

Who is she by the seashore?

And why did the fork run away with the spoon?

@Nearlytheretrees

What won't meatloaf do for love

Swallow

@Nearlytheretrees

What won't meatloaf do for love

Ah now this one I know, he won't be 'screwing around'. Although that's rarely successful when looking for love anyway.

@Funkypickle

Just how many woodpeckers are needed to peck wood?

Who is she by the seashore?

And why did the fork run away with the spoon?

Selling sea shells? Mary Anning!

What was Celine up to that was more than any laws allowed?

How does one get their head checked by a jumbo jet?

Did Richard Marx actually leave her by the river safe and sound?

Nahhhh.

Did her mother know she was out ?

I need to know how much in the doggy in the window costs?

What did Paul Simon and Julio do down by the school yard that was so bad??

According to Wikipedia, it was “something sexual”

I googled Julio, and apparently even Paul Simon didn't know what mama saw.

For some reason I assumed they were smoking weed.

How soon is now?

@DameAlyson

What did Billie Joe McAllister throw off the Tallahatchie Bridge?

He jumped off it didn't he (or she)

I wanna know what love is

@SoniaFouler

What is she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

Saw this on a music show on TV recently… chimney is slang for a black eye! Gives the song a different meaning

Who was the Last of The Famous International Playboys?

My girl, my girl, don't lie to him tell him where did you sleep last night?

What can Phil Collins feel coming in the air tonight? Why is whatever is so dramatic that it requires that drum?

Who are you on call for, Kings of Leon?

Could who be loved, Bob Marley?

What is the girl with five colours in her hair actually called

Are you sure that money can't buy me love?

He jumped off it didn't he (or she)

Yes, but before that he and a girl were seen throwing something off it.