What was against the law? and other song mysteries

[ElizabethinherGermanGarden]

What did Paul Simon and Julio do down by the school yard that was so bad??

Did Richard Marx actually leave her by the river safe and sound?

What other mysteries do you need solved?

Do you know where you're going to?
Because I'm buggered if I do

What DID they say Monday at school?

Did Florence find the love? And was the Lady impressed by the Carpenter or did she LTB?

@ReginaSpaghetti99

dollybird

“BingoandBluey

I think it was the girl in the TV series Skins (whatever her name was)”

I thought it was about Sooz from the 90s teen show As If.

I think you're right. The actress was in an episode of New Tricks (played Joe Absolom's girlfriend)

When will I be famous ??

@RichardMarxisinnocent

How will I know if he really loves me?

It's in his kiss.

Where IS your father referee?

@dunkaccino

Where did his lovely go when she was alone in her bed?

The back streets of Napkes.

Or maybe Naples!

Did they ever find America?

What was he doing New Year's Eve? (And did he subsequently agree to spend it with Ella?)

Where Do You Go To My Lovely? has always intrigued me. All the references in the song are to France - the Sorbonne, Boulevard St Michel, even her name, Marie Claire.....yet she’s from Naples! Must be another story there!

What's love but a second hand emotion?

Bluntness, thanks for that. I watch the Hotel California video on you tube with subtitles so I know all the words, it's the bit about 'you can never leave' that gets me.

Do yo really want to hurt me?

@DameAlyson

What did Billie Joe McAllister throw off the Tallahatchie Bridge?

I think I know this? Billy Joe McAllister and the narrator of the song secretly had a baby, and they threw it off the Tallahase Bridge. The guilt drove Billy Joe to commit suicide. The narrator slowly starts to lose her mind and spends her time endlessly picking flowers up on Choctaw Ridge.

Has anyone made it to San José yet?

No one knows the way, @BorisKilledMyHusband

What's love got to do with it?

Did he say it was OK to call him Al?

What became of the monkey monkey monkey monk?

Where’s ya mama gone? She was abit selfish to go so far far away.

What did they do about the rat in the kitchen?

@Lollypop701

Has anyone found the way to San Jose yet?

Or Amarillo?

Where were you when oasis were getting high?