I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

@Elieza

Oh and thanks very much for your previous answers. Much appreciated.

If you’re into conspiracy theories have you found any answers to those type questions, was Marilyn Monroe murdered by the CIA, is Lord Lucan still alive, did Hitler die in a bunker or as I suspect he murdered a lookalike in the bunker and went to Argentina.

@Elieza I only know everything about people on MN, so in other areas I'm only about 99.999% accurate instead of my usual 100%.

Marilyn Monroe died of natural causes. Lord Lucian died of unnatural causes, and Hitler died of supernatural causes. HTH

@BakeOffRewatch

What will I think of the nursery we’re visiting today? What will I decide?

Also fully clothed here.

@BakeOffRewatch You should definitely stay fully clothed when you go to the nursery. You'll have a gut feeling about it within the first five minutes--go with that.

@ItsOverFlo

So calling me a cow only increased by stalking intentions. I planned to follow you around for the next 10 years (naked) until you finally snapped and assassinated an important political figure.

Then I realised that I just don't have the motivation for a long over elaborate revenge plot. Need to work on that.

So all is forgiven and I took the kids for a walk in the woods instead.

Now was that Bigfoot we saw?

Kids say it was just a tall man who needed a shave. We live in a Shire if that helps and he was by the car park meter.

@ItsOverFlo It was actually Mediumfoot. It just looked like Bigfoot because it was standing by some small trees.

Thanks. Yeah I think I need to scope down my gullet but the GP is useless on referrals. Trying to get bloods done is impossible.

You feel Hitler’s death was supernatural causes. Interesting OP! I hadn’t thought of that. Could be as the aliens seem to step in when we (as a world) are about to supremely fuck up everything with nuclear or whatever stuff and he was developing it….hmm. Interesting

Amy other interesting conspiracy theories you’ve got psychic feelings on?

When will covid end? Nostradamus thought it would go suddenly but then appear about four years later….

Thanks.

Hmm, Mediumfoot you say. Shame, I was going to give him my number. Still might. I have very large feet myself.
Is he on MN? What is his relationship status and is he double jabbed?

@Elieza

Thanks. Yeah I think I need to scope down my gullet but the GP is useless on referrals. Trying to get bloods done is impossible.

You feel Hitler’s death was supernatural causes. Interesting OP! I hadn’t thought of that. Could be as the aliens seem to step in when we (as a world) are about to supremely fuck up everything with nuclear or whatever stuff and he was developing it….hmm. Interesting

Amy other interesting conspiracy theories you’ve got psychic feelings on?

When will covid end? Nostradamus thought it would go suddenly but then appear about four years later….

Thanks.

@Elieza Unfortunately, Covid won't really end, but it will eventually decrease in the havoc it is wreaking.

Also, you've just inspired me with a new nickname...NOSTRADONNA!

@ItsOverFlo

Hmm, Mediumfoot you say. Shame, I was going to give him my number. Still might. I have very large feet myself. Is he on MN? What is his relationship status and is he double jabbed?

@ItsOverFlo He is not on MN (Wi-Fi signal in the forest is too weak). He has been double-jabbed. He is single, but there's a reason for that. Trust me, you're going to want to swipe left on this one.

Thanks Nostradonna.
Just haven't had much luck with the homo sapien males.

Nostradonna, brilliant name ha ha

Nostradonna!

Donna, I've done my nails. What colour are they?

@ItsOverFlo

Thanks Nostradonna. Just haven't had much luck with the homo sapien males.

@ItsOverFlo It won't be that way forever (and you know I always speak the truth).

@HerRoyalRisesAgain

Donna, I've done my nails. What colour are they?

@HerRoyalRisesAgain Beige

It's not, it's blue, but it begins with b so I'll let you off

Why am I a cyborg?

Will I get to see any live bands in the near future , I have already had two cancelled

@HerRoyalRisesAgain

It's not, it's blue, but it begins with b so I'll let you off

@HerRoyalRisesAgain Oh, I thought you meant your actual nails, not the varnish! Yes, blue, of course. And what a lovely shade!

@ShinySquirrel

Why am I a cyborg?

@ShinySquirrel You have a metal plate in your leg.

@AlCalavicci

Will I get to see any live bands in the near future , I have already had two cancelled

@AlCalavicci Only if you consider November the near future.

Ok , I admit I was sceptical at your all knowing , even if my cat believes every work you say*, but I am planning to go and see a band in late November but I haven't bought the tickets yet , but your prediction means that next pay day I will be buying them

• Dcat seems to be considering paternity tests

What gender is my second child going to be? Due Feb!

@AlCalavicci

Ok , I admit I was sceptical at your all knowing , even if my cat believes every work you say*, but I am planning to go and see a band in late November but I haven't bought the tickets yet , but your prediction means that next pay day I will be buying them

• Dcat seems to be considering paternity tests

@AlCalavicci I knew you wanted to go to that performance. That's why I said November! I am never wrong check the cancellation policy.

@KennedyD22

What gender is my second child going to be? Due Feb!

@KennedyD22 Congratulations! That's very exciting! You're having a boy.

When am I going to meet my new Kitten?!
I keep crying over loss of BastardCat but we’re so ready to care and nurture new beast.

@MrsCatE

When am I going to meet my new Kitten?! I keep crying over loss of BastardCat but we’re so ready to care and nurture new beast.

@MrsCatE Early October, and it will be a cutie.