I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

Right Donna, I'm really pissed off now as I just ordered the shitest curry I've ever eaten in my life.

I know I didn't ask you beforehand who to order from in a random place you've probably never heard of, but I'm still holding you responsible.

Cos obviously Donna you know everythink and you should have PM'd me b4 the thought popped into my head.

Anyway, probably will now have a firey ring tomorrow.

But, you were right about the chaise lounge and the bitchy guinea pigs, so I'll let you off for now.

Still not convinced about the ironing board though.

@HerRoyalRisesAgain

Oh Donna, all knowing one, will my mum be in a good mood tomorrow or will she be stressed out?

@HerRoyalRisesAgain A bit stressed out--have some biscuits ready.

@BakeOffRewatch

Are we rolling with the Donna thing? I like it!

I got a bit worried when people started calling salsa thigh though.

Salsa, what time will I go to bed tonight?

@BakeOffRewatch I am many things to many people. To some, I am Donna. I have accepted this.

You will go to bed at 11:05. Don't get hooked on any new MN threads (or any old ones for that matter)!

@ItsOverFlo

Right Donna, I'm really pissed off now as I just ordered the shitest curry I've ever eaten in my life.

I know I didn't ask you beforehand who to order from in a random place you've probably never heard of, but I'm still holding you responsible.

Cos obviously Donna you know everythink and you should have PM'd me b4 the thought popped into my head.

Anyway, probably will now have a firey ring tomorrow.

But, you were right about the chaise lounge and the bitchy guinea pigs, so I'll let you off for now.

Still not convinced about the ironing board though.

@ItsOverFlo I'm sorry to hear about your curry. I did know that was going to happen. Unfortunately, I can't answer questions that people don't ask. I simply don't have the time. I literally know everything about everyone on here!

But, just this once, I'll give you a pre-question answer: there's some dodgy meat in your freezer.

There's always dodgy meat in my freezer.
Not new info Donna. Try harder!
Sorry. Still sulking about the curry you should have warned me about.

@ItsOverFlo

There's always dodgy meat in my freezer. Not new info Donna. Try harder! Sorry. Still sulking about the curry you should have warned me about.

@ItsOverFlo I knew you would still be sulking. But I'm not worried. You'll get over it soon enough much sooner than the imminent digestion issues headed your way!

Why do people think taking their clothes off on national telly is a good idea? (Naked Attraction)

Yeah, you're right, sulk is over now anyway.
Now I'm going to concentrate on finding out where you live

The curry wasn't really that bad.
But you knew that anyway.

Guinea pig 2 told me.

@BecauseMyRingBurnsSheila

Why do people think taking their clothes off on national telly is a good idea? (Naked Attraction)

@BecauseMyRingBurnsSheila Well, because it is a good idea! Imagine how popular this thread would have been if I had called it 'I know everything about you AMA and also I am naked right now for some reason'?

I admire your chutzpah but I'm going to have to 🤮

@ItsOverFlo

Yeah, you're right, sulk is over now anyway. Now I'm going to concentrate on finding out where you live

The curry wasn't really that bad.
But you knew that anyway.

Guinea pig 2 told me.

@ItsOverFlo Hey! You can't just cancel out your stalking threat with a wink emoji. Just like people can't cancel out something rude with a grin emoji.

You cow.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Well, I may have a white zimmer frame but it will only be a temporary thing since I probably will have twisted my ankle whilst tap dancing with my adorable great grandson. I suppose he could get on my nerves a bit, though. Especially if he keeps getting in my way whilst I'm trying to be first in line at the wedding buffet.
Will I adore DGGS as much as I do his poppa (DGS) ?

I'm glad you didn't go with the naked option..I don't particularly enjoy knowing someone is naked whilst MNetting and imagining their bits and bobs. Too creepy.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

It's a real MIRACLE!!! Sweetpea wrote in first person for her last post!..but of course you knew she'd do that one day.

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Well, I may have a white zimmer frame but it will only be a temporary thing since I probably will have twisted my ankle whilst tap dancing with my adorable great grandson. I suppose he could get on my nerves a bit, though. Especially if he keeps getting in my way whilst I'm trying to be first in line at the wedding buffet.
Will I adore DGGS as much as I do his poppa (DGS) ?

I'm glad you didn't go with the naked option..I don't particularly enjoy knowing someone is naked whilst MNetting and imagining their bits and bobs. Too creepy.[/quote]
@Sweetpea1532

You will love DGGS even more than DGS because he will be tiny and squidgy, not to mention cute.

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

It's a real MIRACLE!!! Sweetpea wrote in first person for her last post!..but of course you knew she'd do that one day.[/quote]
@Sweetpea1532
Yes, I knew it was bound to happen eventually.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Yes especially since it is 12:43a.m. where SP lives...she should be asleep....Will she stop reading MN and ever go to sleep, Wise One?

SP is looking forward to meeting DGGS..thanks for the information...it's good to know as DS and DDIL aren't having but one child.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Will SP be as "mean as a hornet " in the morning from lack of sleep as her DM always predicted?

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Yes especially since it is 12:43a.m. where SP lives...she should be asleep....Will she stop reading MN and ever go to sleep, Wise One?[/quote]
@Sweetpea1532
Answered late, but, yes, you're already having sweet peas dreams.

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Will SP be as "mean as a hornet " in the morning from lack of sleep as her DM always predicted?[/quote]
@Sweetpea1532
Definitely yes. Don't be irate--caffenate!

OP can you tell me what is going on with my throat and do I need to take any action other than what I’m currently doing. Is it something lacking in my bloods?

I am fully clothed btw, just saying

Oh and thanks very much for your previous answers. Much appreciated.

If you’re into conspiracy theories have you found any answers to those type questions, was Marilyn Monroe murdered by the CIA, is Lord Lucan still alive, did Hitler die in a bunker or as I suspect he murdered a lookalike in the bunker and went to Argentina.

What will I think of the nursery we’re visiting today? What will I decide?

Also fully clothed here.

So calling me a cow only increased by stalking intentions. I planned to follow you around for the next 10 years (naked) until you finally snapped and assassinated an important political figure.

Then I realised that I just don't have the motivation for a long over elaborate revenge plot. Need to work on that.

So all is forgiven and I took the kids for a walk in the woods instead.

Now was that Bigfoot we saw?

Kids say it was just a tall man who needed a shave. We live in a Shire if that helps and he was by the car park meter.

@Elieza

OP can you tell me what is going on with my throat and do I need to take any action other than what I’m currently doing. Is it something lacking in my bloods?

I am fully clothed btw, just saying

@Elieza Good to know you are clothed (you don't want to get too cold; that'll make your throat worse). My definitely not medical advice is to keep doing what you're doing but contact your GP if you don't see an improvement within a week.