I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

@ButterflyWitch

When will my DD fall asleep?

@ButterflyWitch At 10:23 p.m.

@polishthatfloor

How long will this fucking menopause last?!!

@polishthatfloor 6 more months. Hang in there!

@TerrifiedandWorried

Will I ever have sex again?

@TerrifiedandWorried Yes, but not tonight, dear. I have a headache.

@Cissyandflora

Where is the leak under my bathtub coming from?

@Cissyandflora Definitely the pipe!

🤣🤣🤣

Should I keep the faith?
If so why?

Is my black and white cat a genius? The DCs couldn't be bothered to finish the book/tests and I need to know.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

I had a fitting about a month ago, and while I agree, there's no way my 32H tits should actually be in a C cup bra 🤣🤣🤣

@Cleverpolly3

Should I keep the faith? If so why?

@Cleverpolly3 Probably not, since you have to ask.

@RagzReturnsRebooted

Is my black and white cat a genius? The DCs couldn't be bothered to finish the book/tests and I need to know.

@RagzReturnsRebooted Definitely a genius. It even figured out how to get your kids to stop bothering it with tests (and make you think it was their fault).

Will my MH problems ever resolve or will I be stuck like this forever?

Did you know that I've missed you, since your first thread? :)

What did I do today?

[quote AnonymousCheerleader]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

I had a fitting about a month ago, and while I agree, there's no way my 32H tits should actually be in a C cup bra 🤣🤣🤣[/quote]
@AnonymousCheerleader
If you think about it, an H is just one C balancing on top of another C.

My v stroppy 13yo daughter has just come out of her room. We went shopping yesterday, she spent £160. So doubt it is more money.
She has just come downstairs and said 'aww mum you are actually really cool' I said yep I know. Then she said 'you look really pretty' got a biscuit and went back up to her room.
I am in pjs, no makeup and my hair is scraped back....what is she after or what has she done?

Ahh, she must have hidden depths... Thanks!

What am I doing tomorrow?

@HerRoyalRisesAgain

Will my MH problems ever resolve or will I be stuck like this forever?

@HerRoyalRisesAgain There's a lot of room for improvement between where you are and complete resolution, so you won't be stuck forever. Hope things start moving in the right direction soon.

@TottiePlantagenet

Did you know that I've missed you, since your first thread? :)

@TottiePlantagenet Oh, yes. I knew. I thought about messaging you so you wouldn't miss out, but I knew you'd find your way here.

Thank you! You've really cheered me up. 😊

@Bunnyfuller

What did I do today?

@Bunnyfuller Slept late, a few hours relaxing outdoors with your family, bit of cleaning, dinner

@Idroppedthescrewinthetuna

My v stroppy 13yo daughter has just come out of her room. We went shopping yesterday, she spent £160. So doubt it is more money. She has just come downstairs and said 'aww mum you are actually really cool' I said yep I know. Then she said 'you look really pretty' got a biscuit and went back up to her room. I am in pjs, no makeup and my hair is scraped back....what is she after or what has she done?

@Idroppedthescrewinthetuna There is a party being planned on the group chat with her friends.

How old is my son?

@RagzReturnsRebooted

Ahh, she must have hidden depths... Thanks!

@RagzReturnsRebooted RE: the genius cat, just don't play chess with her. You will embarrass yourself.

Will I get another dog

Thanks