I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

@HerRoyalRisesAgain

Oh, Donna, what the hell was in the victoriana safe?! I followed the thread religiously and I was rather annoyed we never got to find out

@HerRoyalRisesAgain A silver sugar caster and a wooden button

@shesellsseacats

Where should I live?

@shesellsseacats In a yurt by the sea

@ItsOverFlo

Oh and Donna, my bearded dragon has been giving me the evil eye for the past week. Has she been talking to the guinea pigs? They're right gossips those two.

@ItsOverFlo No, she actually has a small infection in her eye. Take her to a vet (preferably a bearded one). But it's only a matter of time before the guinea pigs spill your secrets let me do it instead.

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Oh Wise One, will @ItsOverFlo
make Sweetpea some paisley pants out of her old curtains, too?
Will she put the correct size label in them?
How will she know SPs correct size?
Which woman is missing her ironing board? And who's Donna?

Has SP stumped you this time Salsa?[/quote]
@Sweetpea1532
I shall never be stumped!

--ItsOverFlo would be happy to make you some pants.
--She will put the correct size label in (I can PM her your measurements).
--The woman missing the ironing board is called Lisa (I know her surname too but don't want to share it on here).
--I am Donna (apparently...).

@Heatherjayne1972

When will I win the lottery?

@Heatherjayne1972 March 2042

@AnotherRoastBeef

What should I name my next child?

@AnotherRoastBeef Donna

@ItsOverFlo

Ironing board as a surf board though? Do you take the legs off? And the cover? Though I do vaguely remember the FWB in the post maybe. Or am I just being hypnotised remotely by the supreme psychic power of the all powerful Donna. Whatever, sounds like it's totally plausible and I can now get on with my life, so thanks.

@ItsOverFlo Oh, I didn't say the FWB was intelligent. I'm just telling you what happened. There's really no reason to doubt me. It's not like I'm making stuff up off the top of my head!

Sweetpea says thank you to @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa and @ItsOverFlo
But put a size 4 on the label as she identifies as Twiggy from the 60s, please

@Sweetpea1532

Sweetpea says thank you to *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa and @ItsOverFlo* But put a size 4 on the label as she identifies as Twiggy from the 60s, please

@Sweetpea1532 Happy to help. That's what I'm here for!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Oh Profound Eminent One,
were you born with your astounding knowledge or might SP acquire it also by studying everything that you've learned?
(sorry for the awkwardness of the question)

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Oh Profound Eminent One,
were you born with your astounding knowledge or might SP acquire it also by studying everything that you've learned?
(sorry for the awkwardness of the question)[/quote]
@Sweetpea1532
I'm afraid studying would be inefficient. In my case, I just woke up one day and realised I knew everything about everyone on MN. I felt it was unfair of me to keep all of that valuable knowledge to myself, so I started the original thread. I am but a humble servant to my gift.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Please can you tell me what is the best way for me to lose menopause tummy weight gain? TIA

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Oh Knowledgeable One...
SP feels so honoured to be graced with your MN presence. It's so altruistic to for you to share your all-knowing talent....
Do you know if SP will still be reading MN when she's 90 yrs old?

Where did I put the present I'd bought for my boss & his DP for their soon to arrive baby?

Thanks

Ronnie

[quote WarmFunKindStrong]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Please can you tell me what is the best way for me to lose menopause tummy weight gain? TIA[/quote]
@WarmFunKindStrong
Very brisk walking six days a week

(This is not medical advice. The university wouldn't give me a medical degree even though I explained that I know everything...)

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Oh Knowledgeable One...
SP feels so honoured to be graced with your MN presence. It's so altruistic to for you to share your all-knowing talent....
Do you know if SP will still be reading MN when she's 90 yrs old?[/quote]
Oh, @Sweetpea1532, you flatter me so!

You will still be using MN at 90 and starting your own threads like "Is this walking frame too white for a wedding?" and "AIBU to call my great-grandson a PITA?"

@Ronniechops

Where did I put the present I'd bought for my boss & his DP for their soon to arrive baby?

Thanks

Ronnie

@Ronniechops Top dresser drawer OR with the wrapping paper (someone may have moved it)

Who am I?

@SalsaAndChipsLover

Who am I?

@SalsaAndChipsLover Haha! I could never reveal your secret identity! I took an oath!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa thank you, I'll have a look where you said. Hope it's there otherwise I'll have to go and buy another 😱

Will my DD win any of her matches in the tournament she's playing in tomorrow please?

[quote Ronniechops]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa thank you, I'll have a look where you said. Hope it's there otherwise I'll have to go and buy another 😱[/quote]
@Ronniechops
If it's not in one of those places, then someone who is not on MN moved it (I only know everything about people on MN you see).

@Ronniechops

Will my DD win any of her matches in the tournament she's playing in tomorrow please?

@Ronniechops Yes, two of them. Congratulations in advance, Spawn of Ronnie!

Oh Donna, all knowing one, will my mum be in a good mood tomorrow or will she be stressed out?

Are we rolling with the Donna thing? I like it!

I got a bit worried when people started calling salsa thigh though.

Salsa, what time will I go to bed tonight?