I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

[quote AlCalavicci]@BakeOffRewatch , I wish I could post a soundtrack of him meowing he may look cute but by god he's got a loud voice for such a small cat my neighbours can hear him through the walls ! He is about 2.5 yrs old

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa my cat really appreciate your discretion but may come to you in a few weeks time to see legal advice on maintenance payments and paternity leave.

( in truth he is a house cat there's never set paw outside the house unless he's been on
lead with me)[/quote]
@AlCalavicci
I can't go into any details, but he's definitely going to want a paternity test before forking over any nip.

@mamma2babbas

Thank you *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa*

@mamma2babbas My pleasure!

What is my biggest fear

@BakeOffRewatch

Whoops forgot to post a question for the all knowing so will ask two to make up for double post

Will I ever venture into AIBU?

What is my favourite form of travel?

@BakeOffRewatch You will venture into AIBU (YWBU not to!). Just make sure it's a time when you're feeling thick skinned.

Your favourite form of travel is by train.

@notsignedupforthis

Will my house purchase go through soon? How much time does my old horse have left?

@notsignedupforthis Technically, I shouldn't be answering your questions because you're not signed up for this, but I'll answer anyway.

The house purchase will most likely go through in early-to-mid October. Best of luck!

Aw, sorry to hear about your horse. I hope you have at least until Christmas.

@1990b

What is my biggest fear

@1990b Snakes

Who is my donor?

@Rockmehardplace

Who is my donor?

@Rockmehardplace A lovely fellow named Steve who enjoys windsurfing

@BakeOffRewatch you cat is much better mannerd than my thug,

He has got out a couple of times and always attacked the local cats. On one occasion I thought he was upstairs when I opened the door but he flew out and full on attacked a cat that was minding it's own business across the road , fourtunatly I managed to grab him before and injuries were inflicted.
I wish there were socialisation classes for cats like there are for dogs

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
I can't resist asking another question with so much going on
Any insight on my job front?

[quote mamma2babbas]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
I can't resist asking another question with so much going on
Any insight on my job front?[/quote]
@mamma2babbas
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but things are rough out there. I'm afraid you'll be stuck in the same place for a few more months (but definitely not forever!).

OMG, that totally makes sense and I can now see myself strutting around Saltzburg in some homemade pants fashioned from those paisley curtains I slung in the cupboard under the stairs. I'll obviously sew in a label with the correct sizing. Thanks.

Also, I haven't read the whole of the original thread, but so far no-one seems to have asked the burning question. Apologies if they have but

What did actually happen to that woman's ironing board?

Oh, Donna, what the hell was in the victoriana safe?! I followed the thread religiously and I was rather annoyed we never got to find out

@GlinnerForPM

Why can't I get off the sofa and do something useful?

ADHD?

Where should I live?

Oh and Donna, my bearded dragon has been giving me the evil eye for the past week. Has she been talking to the guinea pigs? They're right gossips those two.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Oh Wise One, will @ItsOverFlo
make Sweetpea some paisley pants out of her old curtains, too?
Will she put the correct size label in them?
How will she know SPs correct size?
Which woman is missing her ironing board? And who's Donna?

Has SP stumped you this time Salsa?

When will I win the lottery?

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Oh Wise One, will @ItsOverFlo
make Sweetpea some paisley pants out of her old curtains, too?
Will she put the correct size label in them?
How will she know SPs correct size?
Which woman is missing her ironing board? And who's Donna?

Has SP stumped you this time Salsa?[/quote]
@Sweetpea
*would gladly make some paisley pants for you. I have a sewing machine and everything.
You're obviously a size 8, even if Asda disagrees.

The ironing board lady is a thread from ages ago.
Basically ironing board disappeared from a cupboard in a tiny flat.
Lived alone. No visitors.
Remains a mystery...........

What should I name my next child?

@AnotherRoastBeef

Girl: Kirsty
Boy: Thomas

@ItsOverFlo

OMG, that totally makes sense and I can now see myself strutting around Saltzburg in some homemade pants fashioned from those paisley curtains I slung in the cupboard under the stairs. I'll obviously sew in a label with the correct sizing. Thanks.

@ItsOverFlo That's going to look absolutely fabulous!

@ItsOverFlo

Also, I haven't read the whole of the original thread, but so far no-one seems to have asked the burning question. Apologies if they have but

What did actually happen to that woman's ironing board?

@ItsOverFlo Her FWB took it when he was over for a 'friendly' visit. He thought it was a surfboard (after all, ironing boards are just surfboards that grew up and got a real job). He slipped it outside the front door when OP was in the loo then took it home later. He was planning to return it but it ended up at the bottom of the sea (what, with all those holes). He really couldn't explain it to OP so just kept his mouth shut.

Ironing board as a surf board though? Do you take the legs off? And the cover?
Though I do vaguely remember the FWB in the post maybe. Or am I just being hypnotised remotely by the supreme psychic power of the all powerful Donna.
Whatever, sounds like it's totally plausible and I can now get on with my life, so thanks.