Weirdest thing someone's said to you just after sex...?

[Alcemeg]

Out of sympathy for the traumatised @Sanddown, I thought I'd share the weirdest thing someone said to me after sex.

After my divorce, I was seduced by a gorgeous guy. It was just like that Brad Pitt scene in Thelma and Louise.

When I woke the next morning, I heard him say, "You're SO beautiful," and I opened my eyes in surprise... to see him -- LOOKING IN THE MIRROR 🤨

It turned out to be a bit of a clue as to how the next 6 years would go, but at the time I was grateful anyway 😋

@Fullmoonshine

'I want to sing for you..'. Produced an acoustic guitar and preceded to warble at me for an hour whilst I ran out of suitable reactions. He included 'a song from the shows'. I just clapped after a while. Cringey as hell and made me want to leap out the window in horror.

Oh my god, guitar guys.

When I was young and impressionable, I used to have a 'thing' for guys like this (they inevitably had long hair and poor personal hygiene, too).

Fortunately, I learned my lesson early on and ended up with a rugby-playing lawyer with impeccable grooming (and no, he doesn't play guitar [lgrin]).

[quote PaddleBoardingMomma]**@Garriet what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre?[/quote]
I was about to type excatly that!

@Garriet
@PaddleBoardingMomma

In my uni days I slept with my dad's boss's son (who was a complete shitbag) who asked me post-shag if he could ask my sister out she was not a fan of his, so no danger there.

Much older guy told me after some pretty non-vanilla sex that I remind him of his daughter WHO WAS DEAD. So so concerning

ONS with a guy I'd met at a friend's party. Afterwards, when lying in bed- "Dan doesn't deserve you, you know."
I didn't know which Dan he was referring to and asked him to clarify. "Dan? Your boyfriend?"
I did not have, and never have had, a boyfriend called Dan, and did not have any boyfriend at the time. I told him this.
"So, you're not Sophie?"
Nope.
He got dressed and ran out of there very quickly, quite possibly in search of Sophie. I still don't know what Dan had done to make this man so dead set on sleeping with his girlfriend but it was a bit of a kicker, to be honest.