Come and play my made-up game

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I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

I tend to use tarot (mainly tarot de Marseilles)astrology and geomancy plus scrying.

whats the difference with Hellenistic astrology?

Complete and utter tosh. As is stones in the bottom of pots being bad. And peat free compost is known for not holding water, the only good thing peat had was its ability to hold onto water.

Honestly.

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Staying overnight in a Premier Inn next week for a work thing - never stayed in one before - anything I need to know?

😂Can't stop laughing at this one! 😂

As you were.

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Staying overnight in a Premier Inn next week for a work thing - never stayed in one before - anything I need to know?

Glad you liked it, SquirryTheSquirrel

Staying overnight in a Premier Inn next week for a work thing - never stayed in one before - anything I need to know?

Yes, there is probably a carcass somewhere. It's unlikely you will be able to find it- it could be in the wall cavities or under the floorboards- anywhere.

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What should I include on my resume to make it more appealing?

What should I include on my resume to make it more appealing?

can you share your wishlists, highs, lows, most inappropriate card, gift, comment...

Can you guess why I've been evicted?

What should I include on my resume to make it more appealing?

"I have a massive vagina".

Can you guess why I've been evicted?

Anyone want to play?

Can you guess why I've been evicted?

Eating a whole loaf of bread and butter with every evening meal!

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I'm knackered - what can I do to perk myself up?

I'm knackered - what can I do to perk myself up?

My friend's dad rinsed his eyes with mouthwash instead of Optrex because they were similar colours. Apparently it's invigorating

What do you like most about your partner?

What do you like most about your partner?

no money changed hands and id never met this chap before in my life

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What do you plan to write in your DP's Father's Day card?

What do you plan to write in your DP's Father's Day card?

fuck off, now there's a dear

What's the best thing about your employer?

What's the best thing about your employer?

he made a special trip to Tesco to buy me some Sudocrem for my poor sore bottom
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I need a big gesture to apologise to a friend. Any suggestions?

I need a big gesture to apologise to a friend. Any suggestions?

I once paid to go on a guided tour of Brighton sewers, fascinating Victorian system of tunnels under the city, really interesting! Bit pongy though!

What are your plans for this evening?

What are your plans for this evening?

gossiping about my boyfriend in a pub

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What do hate most about your DC's school?

What do hate most about your DC's school?

public shaming of rule breakers, religious holidays being stopped at very short notice.

I can't afford a holiday but would still like to do something fun. What should I do?

Kayaking.

Will I win the lottery this week?

Will I win the lottery this week?

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What's the best thing about where you live?

Anyone want to play?

Just randomly remembered this game this morning.

Anybody want to join in?

Anyone?

I'm still up for it! At work today but around this evening, and I still need your sage advice:

Give me your best tips for successfully inducting a new joiner to your workplace

SquirryTheSquirrel - Glad you're back, playing again

Give me your best tips for successfully inducting a new joiner to your workplace

They need lots of attention & love, but you have to nip the spitting & aggressive behaviours in the bud. Reward positive behaviours & ignore the spitting etc.

What's the best thing about where you live?

What's the best thing about where you live?

I have pigeon shit everywhere and on days I WFH, I listen to their endless mating noises.

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What important things should I consider when choosing an engagement ring?

What important things should I consider when choosing an engagement ring?

Buy online but get it professionally fitted if possible

What should I do with the leftover cheese sauce?

What should I do with the leftover cheese sauce?

I'd use it to decorate my lounge, it is still magnolia from when it was built, six years ago!

What's your MIL like?