Come and play my made-up game

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I will ask for advice, and you have to answer using only a quote from somewhere else on Mumsnet. Then you can ask for the next piece of advice. (best to quote the advice question you're answering in case there's cross-posting)

Okay, first question: What should I wear to my cousin's wedding?

Where might my new kitten be hiding?

It takes a couple of days for them to starve to death. Just wash your bum hole and hands as soon as you get up. Wipe down the touch points in the house (door handles, remotes, phones etc).

How do I stop my neighbours visitors parking in my space?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

I'm flattered that you think I might be able to work out something to post on this game thread..
I've enjoyed reading them all though...like I've said before...you are very clever!👩🏼‍🎓🧑‍🎓👩‍💻🧑‍💻
You win "the most clever poster on MN award" for the month🏆

How do I stop my neighbours visitors parking in my space?

You don't feed them if the temps going to be below 4ish. It's bad for them.

How can I get more friit and veg into my diet?

How do I stop my neighbours visitors parking in my space?

Tie one up with net, muck out and put bed back down, swap over and do the other.

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Working from home - what are the best ways to avoid distraction?

Friit?! 😄

What should I do when I can’t sleep?

Join the Facebook group Curry's complaints & refunds, they have Alice Beer from Watchdog on board

What should I do when I can’t sleep?

'Try going on hands and knees and then lifting one leg straight out behind you.'

How can I tell if I'm on my phone too much?

How can I get more fruit and veg into my diet?

free access to grass, and eat veg peelings/bird seed (once they’ve chased the poor pigeons off)

[quote Sweetpea1532]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

I'm flattered that you think I might be able to work out something to post on this game thread..
I've enjoyed reading them all though...like I've said before...you are very clever!👩🏼‍🎓🧑‍🎓👩‍💻🧑‍💻
You win "the most clever poster on MN award" for the month🏆[/quote]
@Sweetpea1532, it gets easier the more you do it. Oh, and I think you spelled "year" wrong.

How can I tell if I'm on my phone too much?

"Do not talk to it. Attention will make it worse.
Assuming of course, that someone is not just stealing from you or trying to wind you up. Have you changed the locks recently?"

Should I go to A&E?

Should I go to A&E?

I'm hazarding a wild guess you're not too far from me. Always happy to meet for coffee.

Will it be sunny enough for a BBQ this weekend?

Will it be sunny enough for a BBQ this weekend?

Go and enjoy your day and when you get back book a counsellor to help you get some perspective so you can enjoy life more.

How do I get DP to appreciate me more?

How do I get DP to appreciate me more?

If you keep saying no he should soon learn. Mine was reluctant to be too close to me at first, and I could only pet him with one hand. He's an ex stray and I assume he had trust issues. He's lovely now though, asleep leaning on my leg just now.

When is my child old enough to be left home alone?

How do I get DP to appreciate me more?

Only thing that makes them mature is getting their balls off otherwise it's non-stop fights, getting lost and getting the neighbour's pedigree cat pregnant.

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What 'must-haves' should I look for when upgrading my phone?

When is my child old enough to be left home alone?

I would at least wait until he is settled at uni.

@SquirryTheSquirrel

How do I get DP to appreciate me more?

Only thing that makes them mature is getting their balls off otherwise it's non-stop fights, getting lost and getting the neighbour's pedigree cat pregnant.

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What 'must-haves' should I look for when upgrading my phone?

I love this thread!

What 'must-haves' should I look for when upgrading my phone?

'the one with the little sponge applicator. Lasts forever. Brightens the whole face without looking "too much"'

What DIY jobs can I do around my home to make it more valuable?

What DIY jobs can I do around my home to make it more valuable?

I bought some insect mesh and clip on/self adhesive magnets from Amazon. It has done the job very nicely

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Looking for inspiration to upcycle an old tea chest - give me your best ideas!

Looking for inspiration to upcycle an old tea chest - give me your best ideas!
It’s a faff but, scoop out insides of the baked potato, mix with chopped fried bacon and grated cheese, scoop back into the potato skins, grated cheese on top, under the grill until the top cheese melts.

What's your Robot vaccum called?

What's your Robot vacuum called?

Jeremy Clarkson with an attitude to match.

He had the latest, top of the range, turbo-charged wheels and complained to the garage because, while he was bombing up the motorway - the terror of the road - he could hear the wind.

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Give me your best money-saving tip!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Au contraire, dear wise one...I've learnt from a credible source that month can actually be pronounced like " year."..just as Brian can be pronounced as Christopher..

Give me your best money-saving tip!

'I never sent thank you cards after my baby shower or for gifts sent when DD was here.'

What can I do to make myself feel younger?

@Sweetpea1532 Solid logic. I really can't argue with that!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

If I could only work out where I'd read that solid logic, though

What can I do to make myself feel younger?

Venison steak, home made chips, green beans and a bottle of Merlot

There's a rat in my kitchen, wwyd to get him out?