This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

@ThisIsMyThread

I’m back, what’s been going on here then? 🤔

You again? IMPOSTER! You need a name change right this minute!

You'd think this party would have a reasonable amount of chips and salsa, wouldn't you?

It's too late @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

The invitations have been sent, the DJ is booked and the blacklight is set up.

Go put on your neon.

Front room is a foam party. Tanker arriving at 6pm.

Woooohooooo

Oh and there's a bouncy castle out the back next to the hot tub.

@Chickenyhead you’ve thought of everything!

@LIMITEDChipsAndSalsa

You'd think this party would have a reasonable amount of chips and salsa, wouldn't you?

No. The amount is LIMITED because it's all just for me.

Now I really must ask you all to leave. There's a parking thread just down the way where you can set up your party. I heard they have a diagram, too. And a DJ. No, TWO DJs. That's twice as good as this lil' ol' thread.

Sweeeeeeet! This party just became a GARDEN PARTY!

::helps self to a sensible amount of chips and salsa::

@LIMITEDChipsAndSalsa

Sweeeeeeet! This party just became a GARDEN PARTY!

::helps self to a sensible amount of chips and salsa::

I should have known that wasn't going to stop you jackals!

Thanks @Chickenyhead I'm going to hideout in the bathroom until salsa has her back turned then I'll help with the prep for tonight. Ooh, fancy toiletries...

Anyone got a pump for the inflatable sex pond hot tub?

Right Humans...here is the diagram for OUR thread party

Dogs welcome too and cats (except tigers, (sorry)

Ordered the second DJ for outside.

Good idea Salsa!

@WashingtonIrving

The chips are thrown

Oie don't throw me

Ohh a garden party and a water fight thanks @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

I have scrapped all the breakfast plates ( actually the dog licked them clean , who's dog is this ? ) and put them in the dish washer ,
I refilled all the ice cube trays , the ones on the left have got vodka in them.

I am going to the shops , anyone want anything ?
so far i am getting more salsa and chips , beer , cider , gin and Alka-Seltzer for tomorrow morning

Did you guys really think I wouldn't notice a hot tub being installed? Now you're just taking the piss.

All dogs and non-snobby cats are welcome, as they wouldn't be able to post. Only I can post! I'm starting to think you guys are doing this on purpose.

You haven't noticed because it is a see through one.

It's right at the back just behind the new latrines.

Ugh 😵 where am I? looks around

Ooooh 😖 I don't feel so good 🤢 I really don't 🤮 . Ah sorry OP, all over your cream carpet, oops! 😳

Bit bright in here isn't it? Oh, that's better 😎 Ah shit, just trod on the 🐈 don't think it likes me any more 😾.

Who needed paracetamol? I haven't got any but found a handful of these in my pocket 💊💊💊 . They'll get rid of your headache... probably.

stumbles out into the garden 🌞🌷🌷🌳🌹🥀 with ☕ 🚬 Oh, a bouncy castle, fab. And a new party diagram too. Awesome OP, glad you changed your mind about kicking us out.

goes to get ready for tonight 💅

Can I bring my Nerf gun?

@AmberIsACertainty
there are few sausages and beans left from breakfast in the fridge , go get some food then have a snooze on that lounger over there ----> until you feel a bit more human

Whoops! (Runs in and grabs dog by the collar) How did you get in here muttley? Bad dog …. Ooh bouncy castle. (Kicks shoes off)

Right, party lights are up in the garden, kegs are ready to flow.

Urgh what did I just step in...

This "party" is NOT HAPPENING. I didn't want to do this, but if you don't leave, I'm going to report this thread and ask Mumsnet to take it down. I'm going to count to three...

...one...

Who put bubbles in the hot tub!

Own up.

Oh hi OP