This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

MUUUM!! unlimited is having a party and invited ALL her mumsnet friends!!
MUUUUUMM!!

I tied her up and put her under the stairs.

Party's on!

Eeekk guys, guyyyys!!! Salsa is counting to 3! We're about to be put on the naughty step!!

...two...

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

...two...

OK salsa I'm going to have to tape your mouth shut.

Hold still....there.

I will turn on the under stair light for you.

....hmmmhrhmm....

Turn the music up @kurtwilde will you?

YOWZA! Okay, I guess I can cancel that lip-waxing appointment.

....two-and-a-half...

Well I see that a right of way has now been established on this thread!

Just passin' through...

Foam is here!

Yay!

Salsa are you going to behave in do I need to take further action?

Anyone got any superglue?

...two-and-three-quarters...

I'm serious, guys.

Fine @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa that's it.

Passes salsa 🍷through the window.

@Chickenyhead

Fine *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* that's it.

Stop looking through the window salsa!

@Chickenyhead

Passes salsa 🍷through the window.

Good thing I always wear a spare key on a chain around my neck.

I deadbolt it and left the key in!

Is this the final countdown? I'm pretty rule following and am now getting scared. Does anyone have anywhere we can all hide so they won't see us on the thread?

@Chickenyhead

I deadbolt it and left the key in!

Oh, you don't know this thread like I do (because it's mine). I got back in through a side door.

And, okay, you called my bluff on shutting down the thread, but I'm going to at least tell all of your partners to leave you because you're BASTARDS!

The foam room is free. The DJ is here now.

Pass the chips.

[quote AlCalavicci]@AmberIsACertainty
there are few sausages and beans left from breakfast in the fridge , go get some food then have a snooze on that lounger over there ----> until you feel a bit more human[/quote]
Thanks! wanders into kitchen to see if there's any food left after my nap, humming Rag And Bone Man's 'Human'.

Creeps back down from the loft

I was just wondering if I could bring my supersoaker to your my party?

Absolutely all water guns welcome!