This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

@DeepestBlues

Lock the gate OP

The gate's UNLOCKED?!?! Oh, this is getting out of control.

My legion of big, dark, hairy legged spiders are here to rub their willies all over your night time thread.
Op, this is the worst version of "darked on".
Burn it down.

Is this seat taken?

@AlmostSummer21

🐾 🐾

Well I could add 💩

@Goawayquickly

HELLO let's dance!

Hey! Turn down that music! I'm trying to enjoy a quiet evening ALONE on my thread.

Hello did I hear a thread?

This post reminded me of "the game"...

Ugh. MN is really slow tonight. They must be doing a security update to keep people off other people's threads.

That's what happens when you leave a thread lying around. You should have put it away properly. I did say...

Hello. I've just stopped off to ask for directions on how to get away from this thread. I think I'm trespassing

But I feel like someone who is allowed to post on your thread. In my head. So I can post on your thread.

@RonniePickering

How are you all enjoying my thread? 😊

Don't listen to @RonniePickering! This is my thread. I put it right there in the title. If it were Ronnie's, the title would be "This is Ronnie's shitty thread and everyone can post on it and Ronnie will pay you".

Call 101 OP and get it logged. They'll probably ask for a diagram of all these thread stealing CF. That'll sort it.

@Houseofvelour

Is this seat taken?

Yes, it's taken! They're ALL taken! They're ALL for me.

@Maybeitstime2021

Hello did I hear a thread?

Move it along, @Maybeotstime2021. Nothing to see here (except my thread).

@StarryStarrySocks

That's what happens when you leave a thread lying around. You should have put it away properly. I did say...

But I wasn't done playing with it!

@BichonFrizz

Hello. I've just stopped off to ask for directions on how to get away from this thread. I think I'm trespassing

:: gestures wildly toward the exit ::

😝

Shoulda put penguin bollards up if you didn't want people parking on your thread.

Budge up

Saunters in, jumps in your pool @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa and then lays on YOUR sun lounger and refuses to move whilst playing old school r n b music.

@LizzieVereker

But I feel like someone who is allowed to post on your thread. In my head. So I can post on your thread.

It's hard to argue with that sound logic.

Diagram

Saunters in, jumps in your pool @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa and then lays on YOUR sun lounger and refuses to move whilst playing old school r n b music.

Yay, crank it up 🎶

Look, I was on my way to another thread and took a wrong turn ok?