This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

@JenniferAllisonPhillipaSue

May I peer through the window at your thread?

Peering through is allowed. FINALLY, someone who understands that this is my thread.

But you can't post on the thread to ask about peering through...

Is your thread too white for a wedding ?

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MUUUUM!! unlimited is being bossy again. Tell her!!
MUUUUM!!

@Breathmiller

MUUUUM!! unlimited is being bossy again. Tell her!! MUUUUM!!

AM NOT!

BUM HOLES!

There you go, salsa, full English with toast, orange juice and a coffee.

There's plenty left over in the kitchen for everyone, help yourselves! I'll let myself out

@KurtWilde

There you go, salsa, full English with toast, orange juice and a coffee.

There's plenty left over in the kitchen for everyone, help yourselves! I'll let myself out

Thanks, Kurt. Just make sure you don't let yourself back IN. But, the rest of you, DON'T help yourselves. You are intruders on my lovely thread!

@Sweetpea1532 ooooh chalk , thank you . . . HEY everyone who want to go and draw rude things on @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa drive .

@Chickenyhead umm are there any painkillers left ?
Swipes a sausage off @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa breakfast and slurps a random coffee ..ugh its got sugar in it .

Ok I am putting the kettle on who wants a brew , @sweetpea go wash the chalk of your mitts and then put the grill on and get some toast on the go please , Marmite on mine please

[quote AlCalavicci]**@Sweetpea1532* ooooh chalk , thank you . . . HEY everyone who want to go and draw rude things on @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* drive .

@Chickenyhead umm are there any painkillers left ?
Swipes a sausage off @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa breakfast and slurps a random coffee ..ugh its got sugar in it .

Ok I am putting the kettle on who wants a brew , @sweetpea go wash the chalk of your mitts and then put the grill on and get some toast on the go please , Marmite on mine please[/quote]
Hey! That was my last sausage! And what are these drawing on my drive? One kinda looks like a sausage...

@AlCalavicci brew for me please! Is there any fry up left?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa sorry , >> hands back half a sausage

Now that drawing , added the two circles at one end what do you think ?? . . . . hey get your mind out of the gutter , its a worm with big eyes !

@KurtWilde is there any fry up left for @Fifipop185 ?

there should be plenty left in the kitchen @AlCalavicci

I’m back, what’s been going on here then? 🤔

Getting ready for tonight.

I thought cocktails 80s theme?

@Chickenyhead I'm up for that but you'll have to let me in through the secret trap door or salsa will know I'm back in the thread.

@KurtWilde

Absolutely, I will raise the signal once everything is set 😉

Ahh that nice hungover morning swim has made me rather hungry. Saunters into the kitchen and helps herself to orange juice and breakfast.

Remembers to return plate to kitchen side for washing up later

Anyone fancy starting a boxset? Nice lazy day on the thread.

@KurtWilde it's unlocked, she's in the loo, come in.

Whose got the popcorn. Brings fizzy drinks sweets and chocolate and places them on the coffee table for sharing whilst keeping the Lindt hidden

I'm laughing at this thread, but silently. Is that ok, OP?

@Chickenyhead

Getting ready for tonight.

I thought cocktails 80s theme?

TONIGHT?!? No, no, no. This cannot go on! I've tried to be nice. I've tried to be firm. You leave me no choice but to get the garden hose.

@KurtWilde? How did you get back in here? I've been guarding the door this whole time (except when I briefly popped to the loo...).