Hi folks,
Can we have a bit of peace and love, please? This just seems so unnecessarily bun-fighty. Lets all have some 
and 
and reminisce about the good ole' days, when Mumsnet bowl haircuts could be seen behind every screen and beakers were shunned (but lets be honest, some of you DID think about having one on your bedside table).
Pfft, anyway, what's everyone having for dinner? And whose thread is this, is it mine now?