This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Ah, what a nice rest. And my thread seems nice and quiet, so I'll just settle in for a relaxing day of...WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH?!?!

There's food everywhere, empty booze bottles, popped balloons, drunken spiders. I think I even saw some pills. Is that...is that KALE?!?

Oops ☺

@Chickenyhead Is that all you have to say for yourself?

Listen, people, things definitely got out of hand last night. My thread was an absolute mess. I've cleaned it all up (yes, even the kitchen roll on the ceiling). Now, you've already wasted 7 pages of my thread.

NO MORE POSTING! IS THAT CLEAR?!?!

Sheesh, won't be coming to your threads ever again if you're not serving breakfast. Gatecrashing was so much better in my day, snowflakes these days...

Baaaaaaaaaaa!

Get on and make the breakfast as you are the host.

Full English for me.

Oh and some paracetamol please.

Morning!
Oh hi OP is this your thread? Very comfy! I'll just have this and I'll be out of your hair. Is there any toast?

Did some one say breakfast??

To whoever tripped over something on their way out this morning, that was me passed out in the gazebo tangled in fairy lights. I killed salsa's bottle of special occasion wine and couldn't find my way back inside.

Did someone say full English breakfast?

Still waiting..

Taps fingers irritably

Couldn't find any bread but there's this and I made some more

"MUUUMMMM!! MUM! unlimited isn't sharing her thread again. MUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!"

• Dad's are available too.

@pickingdaisies

Couldn't find any bread but there's this and I made some more

Cheers, that'll do nicely. Any headache pills?

There will be NO BREKFAST, but I'll be serving up some ass-kicking pretty soon if you all don't get out of here.

Guys, guys, I think salsa is cross. Maybe we should make her some breakfast. Seeing as we trashed her thread?

Nah, I have some tortillas to share.

I like hot salsa.

Dig in.

No BREAKFAST either.

@KurtWilde

Guys, guys, I think salsa is cross. Maybe we should make her some breakfast. Seeing as we trashed her thread?

That would be great, thanks. Please leave it on the table on your way out.

Look at all these photos and videos from last night … puts kettle on.

Ooohhhh is that you @kurtwilde lying in the doorway with that spider on your face?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

How bloody dare you want your own thread.

Just because you put all the effort into creating it, could you not (hashtagbekind) spare a seconds thought for posters who will never have the opportunity to create their own thread.

I insist that you create threads for all of us, and if you don't then I am going to throw myself on your kitchen floor and scream
"Waaaah, waaaah it's just not fair..........."

we all know that it was just a stealth boast anyway

May I peer through the window at your thread?

@Chickenyhead Yeah that was me. Good thing I don't mind spiders eh otherwise I'd probably have left the thread.