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This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 31/07/2021 22:14

Grin
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 07:57

Ah, what a nice rest. And my thread seems nice and quiet, so I'll just settle in for a relaxing day of...WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH?!?!

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 07:59

There's food everywhere, empty booze bottles, popped balloons, drunken spiders. I think I even saw some pills. Is that...is that KALE?!? Shock

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Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 08:02

Oops ☺

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 08:22

@Chickenyhead Is that all you have to say for yourself?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 08:32

Listen, people, things definitely got out of hand last night. My thread was an absolute mess. I've cleaned it all up (yes, even the kitchen roll on the ceiling). Now, you've already wasted 7 pages of my thread.

NO MORE POSTING! IS THAT CLEAR?!?!

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cherrytree63 · 01/08/2021 08:37

Sheesh, won't be coming to your threads ever again if you're not serving breakfast. Gatecrashing was so much better in my day, snowflakes these days...

Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 08:38

Baaaaaaaaaaa!

Get on and make the breakfast as you are the host.

Full English for me.

Oh and some paracetamol please.

pickingdaisies · 01/08/2021 08:38

Morning!
Oh hi OP is this your thread? Very comfy! I'll just have thisBrew and I'll be out of your hair. Is there any toast?

Misspacorabanne · 01/08/2021 08:58

Did some one say breakfast?? Grin

KurtWilde · 01/08/2021 09:00

To whoever tripped over something on their way out this morning, that was me passed out in the gazebo tangled in fairy lights. I killed salsa's bottle of special occasion wine and couldn't find my way back inside.

Did someone say full English breakfast?

Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 09:04

Still waiting..

Taps fingers irritably

pickingdaisies · 01/08/2021 09:09

Couldn't find any bread but there's thisCakeCakeCake and I made some moreBrewBrewBrew

Breathmiller · 01/08/2021 09:09

"MUUUMMMM!! MUM! unlimited isn't sharing her thread again. MUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!"

Breathmiller · 01/08/2021 09:09
  • Dad's are available too.
Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 09:12

@pickingdaisies

Couldn't find any bread but there's thisCakeCakeCake and I made some moreBrewBrewBrew
Cheers, that'll do nicely. Any headache pills?
UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 09:16

There will be NO BREKFAST, but I'll be serving up some ass-kicking pretty soon if you all don't get out of here.

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KurtWilde · 01/08/2021 09:24

Guys, guys, I think salsa is cross. Maybe we should make her some breakfast. Seeing as we trashed her thread?

Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 09:26

Nah, I have some tortillas to share.

I like hot salsa.

Dig in.

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 09:31

No BREAKFAST either.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 09:33

@KurtWilde

Guys, guys, I think salsa is cross. Maybe we should make her some breakfast. Seeing as we trashed her thread?
That would be great, thanks. Please leave it on the table on your way out.
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CheeseyMcCheeseface · 01/08/2021 09:33

Look at all these photos and videos from last night … puts kettle on.

Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 09:34

Ooohhhh is that you @kurtwilde lying in the doorway with that spider on your face?

myotherusernameistaken · 01/08/2021 09:39

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

How bloody dare you want your own thread.

Just because you put all the effort into creating it, could you not (hashtagbekind) spare a seconds thought for posters who will never have the opportunity to create their own thread.

I insist that you create threads for all of us, and if you don't then I am going to throw myself on your kitchen floor and scream
"Waaaah, waaaah it's just not fair..........."

we all know that it was just a stealth boast anyway

JenniferAllisonPhillipaSue · 01/08/2021 09:44

May I peer through the window at your thread?

KurtWilde · 01/08/2021 09:52

@Chickenyhead Yeah that was me. Good thing I don't mind spiders eh otherwise I'd probably have left the thread.