This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

@AmberIsACertainty

I can't leave 😥 I live here now. I'll be homeless 😲😭 you can't do this to meeeeee!

@AmberIsACertainty, what if I find you a nice, lovely thread about what to wear to a wedding? You could live there.

@myotherusernameistaken

The hot tub company won't return my deposit.

They say that the filter is full of chips and salsa

@myotherusernameistaken, don't look at me. I was nowhere near that thing. I was too busy running around putting coasters under everyone's drinks.

never mind coasters.

I've just peed on your lawn

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

never mind coasters.

I've just peed on your lawn

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba, but the portaloos are right there ! Seriously, the amount of damage I'll need to fix after I finally get rid of all of you...

not any time soon dahling.
469 posts to go

I noticed this thread was looking a little, well, modestly decorated and Mumsnet Home were having a sale and well...I couldn't help myself! I got some pregnancy tests, a painting of a parked car that will look great above the fire place, a Greg Davies calendar, a Leave the Bastard welcome mat and The Big Book of Ridiculous Baby Names.

Oh, I'm not waiting that long. I'm going to take DRASTIC ACTION (as soon as I figure out what that will be...).

LTB welcome mat

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@NigellaSeed a Leave the Bastard welcome mat

Oops, I guess I'm not getting my bribe money now!

well, if you can call whimpering "my precious" and rocking yourself in the corner drastic action..

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

well, if you can call whimpering "my precious" and rocking yourself in the corner drastic action..

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba, that's the kind of comment I'd expect from someone with shire for brains.

Oh, autocorrect. Or was it?

shire for brains
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????
you mean you think my brain is as large as a whole shire?
thanks for that!

Well, at least it looks like most people are taking me up on my bribe. I'd better start preparing crypto payments for @KurtWilde
@Chickenyhead @RonniePickering
@Sweetpea1532 @AnneKipankitoo @Alcalavicci and more. And, of course, @MamaKurt and @ZacEfron.

Yes, I think my thread is finally getting back on track, and I can go and get a good night's sleep.

Loving the home decs Nigella , What are the pregnancy tests for? Are they for waving around like glow sticks at the next drink and drug fuelled illegal rave polite and civilized gathering?

Sorry Salsa I really don't want to go hang out with a bunch of old fusties trying to upstage each other at some relative they can't even remember's wedding. I know that's what it must be because I'm psychic and if it was a normal person aking the answer would be "a pretty dress" and the thread would be really short and nobody would have noticed it. If I went to live there they'd cover me in visitors coats in the guest bedroom and I'd be poisoned by the smell of mothballs. So I'm staying. Sorry not sorry

I might live secretly in this threads attic forever, with an escape hatch down the chimney to a tunnel under the ground exiting in a huge hollow tree in the woods so you'd never see me coming and going. I'd be really quiet, except when I'm not and I'd only eat most of the food in the cupboard. I'd leave you all the Marmite-y things. And I wouldn't even pee on your lawn. See? I'm the perfect thread-guest. 😇

You wish 

I was feeling a bit knackered after my night with Zac, so I've been lurking in your gazebo all day cunningly disguised as an aspidistra:

And now I'm off to find my boy toy for round 15 

See you all in the morning 

Oh btw I bought a DO NOT DISTURB sign for the store cupboard door. Hey @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa maybe you should've got one when you started the thread

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Well, at least it looks like most people are taking me up on my bribe. I'd better start preparing crypto payments for *@KurtWilde* *@Chickenyhead* *@RonniePickering* *@Sweetpea1532* *@AnneKipankitoo* *@Alcalavicci and more. And, of course, @MamaKurt and @ZacEfron*.

Yes, I think my thread is finally getting back on track, and I can go and get a good night's sleep.

ummm, but you've just tagged everyone so they will rushing in. that was not a wise thing to do.

it seems to me you don't want people off your thread after all. otherwise why would you tag them all? tsk tsk

Zing, what a silly thing to say! Of course I don't want other people posting on my thread. I've been unwavering about that since the beginning. Oh, and I nearly forgot @BakeOffRewatch.

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you are such a silly billy

Hi everyone I am back . I have been to the shops and bought more ice cube trays as @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa still wont tell me where they are .
I have got all manner of food from the pizza place, chicken shop, indian and Chinese. dive in .
I hope no one has drank all my thatchers .

Hey , hello there are new people here hi @ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba @myotherusernameistaken @Aaaaaaaarrrrrghhhhh , My word who are the handsome fellas 👀 👀 👀 !!!

@AmberIsACertainty ,,,, I'd leave you all the Marmite-y things wait what , there is marmite on the thread ? WHERE ?? . >> goes to make toast and hunt for black gold

tip toes around all the snoozing bodies,

cracks open another bottle of Zero , and munches on some cold salt and pepper chicken wings while looking for something to watch on Prime

BOO!

BUGGERING HELL !

D'ya mind @Chickenyhead this film is scary enough with out you jumping out at me , hey where did you jump out from?
Me sleeping ?? . . . . . oh no I was just resting my eyes for a minuet

I was hiding in the cupboard.

Where is everybody?

Don't do that to me , my ticker is going like the clappers !

I am not sure where everyone else is , was @KurtWilde not in the cupboard with you ?
@Sweetpea1532 has a thing for boxes of Maltesers so follow the red packaging and you will find her , and I think @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa is still "consoling" her Charlie