This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

No, didn't see Kurt. Ho hum, gonna have some rum.

Oh I hope Kurt isnt going to get up to mischief with that fella , her mum will kill us .

Rum you say , .. . . . . . I have some Kraken here would you like some ?

Kurt will be fine

Ooohhhh yeah pleashe

I dont drink alcohol much now a days but I do like the occasional shot of this , it (IMO) should not be mixed with anything .

Here you go . . . . . 🥃

Mmmmm cheers me dears

To partying to the end!

I've booked some entertainment for tomorrow night

Just in case you have not heard of it before . . . www.krakenrum.com/

www.amazon.co.uk/Kraken-Black-Spiced-Rum-70/dp/B00DUXHO9E?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

oooh what have you booked ?

Right I def need to go to bed , I look forward to seeing what you have planned for tomorrow tonight

Help yourself to some more rum but leave some for me please I am not working tomorrow !

Do not...I repeat, DO NOT release the Kraken!

Street party tomorrow! I've invited the carnival and performers from the circus, it will be wild!

But if you must drink rum, why not pair it with a tall, refreshing glass of Coca-Cola?

Yuck pepsi max is far better than that muck!

Nope I'm sticking with the Kraken now!

Yoohoo @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

I'm still here! Just been hiding under your GREEN threads
not

I'll leave you ladies to your thread, tell salsa I said bye and thanks for not kicking me off her thread 💋

I did actually leave this thread and too it off my watch list. But the OP tagging me directly counts as a direct invite on right? Quick bank the evidence for the inevitable trial.

Morning all , I am starving who's for a full English?
@Sweetpea1532 cunning , I like it .

Umm has anyone seen my pet Kraken, I left him In the bath last night but he has gone .

@Chickenyhead oooh a street party I like the sound of this. I think I will invite a few friends over . . .

@BakeOffRewatch No, no, no! That wasn't an invitation! I tagged you to thank you for staying OFF the thread.

@Chickenyhead

Street party tomorrow! I've invited the carnival and performers from the circus, it will be wild!

NooooooooOOOOOOoooooo! The garden party was wild enough. I can't handle any more partying.

@BakeOffRewatch

I did actually leave this thread and too it off my watch list. But the OP tagging me directly counts as a direct invite on right? Quick bank the evidence for the inevitable trial.

that's what I was saying Salsa wants all of us here and all this protesting is as false as my grandad's teeth

@ZacEfron was here? I can’t believe you invited him after I left @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa, how ruuuude!

@BakeOffRewatch salsa didn't invite him, I brought him as my +1

I notice she didn't try to kick him out though hmmmm

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba Salsa wants all of us here and all this protesting is as false as my grandad's teeth

Not a chance. I've been clear from the beginning that I want to be ALONE on this thread. I don't need all of you filling it up with your hilarious innane comments.

@KurtWilde

I notice she didn't try to kick him out though hmmmm

Well, I didn't have time! What, with putting out fires (literally and figuratively) all over this thread.

if you wanted to be alone with no replies you'd post on your kid's WhatsApp group aaking for help with pick up.
that's what makes biatches breathe inaudibly.

but this? not buying it. you need us. you want us. you'd be miserable with us.