This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Oh, *@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba*, I haven't had a chance to personally tell you TO GET OFF MY THREAD!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

😱 look what you did, you upset my Charlie!
shame on you

@TrustworthyPartyPerson

Salsa may take away our lives, but she will never take OUR thread

Hello there ladies.. where's my beautiful Kurt, her mom told me she was on @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa thread..

oh there you are my love 😍

Zing, Charlie is not upset. He's embarrassed that his girlfriend is hanging out on someone's private thread. I heard this may be a dealbreaker for him.

See, I told you he's my boyfriend

@ZacEfron

Hello there ladies.. where's my beautiful Kurt, her mom told me she was on *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* thread..

oh there you are my love 😍

@ZacEfron, maybe you can talk some sense into Kurt and the rest of these squatters. I just want my thread back. It's already half gone. 😖

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

nah, he likes it that I'm a rebel. and we are not going anywhere....

I don't want any of you here, but I'm not heartless. Is anyone worried about @KurtWilde? She's been acting kinda strange lately. Like she has a split personality or something.

Yeah, I noticed that, too!

@TrustworthyPartyPerson @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa Why, I'm sure I don't know what you mean

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

what were you saying? sorry, I have water in my ears...been a bit busy with my boy

[quote KurtWilde]**@TrustworthyPartyPerson* @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* Why, I'm sure I don't know what you mean [/quote]
Ask your mother!

you call this a party?!
not even 1am and you have all disappeared.

or did Salsa kill you all?

Pssssst! Zing Pssssst! I'm still 👋👋 Here 👋👋 stumbles in from a real party next door, tries not to trip over the comatose people on the floor, stares in wonderment at Kurt's disco ball for like aaaaaaages, then wanders off to find what's left of that weed zing where'd they hide it? We can have our own party

🤣
they got drunk and chucked it on the bonfire. the whole place stinks like Amsterdam

salsa may be grumpy for wanting us off her thread, but she throws the BEST parties

I'm making a Starbucks run, does anyone want anything? Oh and best let Zac sleep, bless him, he's a bit worn out

They are coming to pick up the inflatable hot tub this afternoon.

It needs to be deflated, sanitised and put back into the tiny bag that it came in.

They'll be here sometime after 3pm.

Get cracking please.

@KurtWilde

salsa may be grumpy for wanting us off her thread, but she throws the BEST parties

I'm making a Starbucks run, does anyone want anything? Oh and best let Zac sleep, bless him, he's a bit worn out

@KurtWilde

you need to train your boy toy to do much better than that.
Charlie has already made me breakfast in bed and massaged my feet.

@myotherusernameistaken

They are coming to pick up the inflatable hot tub this afternoon.

It needs to be deflated, sanitised and put back into the tiny bag that it came in.

They'll be here sometime after 3pm.

Get cracking please.

I think the other posts on this thread need to be sanitised.

Where is the party at? Can I bring my inflatable dinosaur?

Okay, I can't take any more of this partying and unauthorised posting. I've decided that the only way to get rid of you all is through straight-up bribery.

So, as cryptocurrency is the hot thing these days, anyone who leaves this thread and doesn't come back will receive 1,000 Pitcoin from me. Pitcoin is just like Bitcoin but fake better. I think you'll all agree that this is a very generous offer.

generating cryptocurrency is very bad for the environment.
I won't accept any of it.

nice try, no cigar

The hot tub company won't return my deposit.

They say that the filter is full of chips and salsa

I can't leave 😥 I live here now. I'll be homeless 😲😭 you can't do this to meeeeee!