This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

@drspouse

If this was Twitter we could all block you.

I wish I could block all of you and enjoy my thread in peace. All I wanted was to look at a sea of green posts.

@TrustworthyPartyPerson

Oh, yes, it looks like there's definitely a piece of sht here in the bathroom. @Chickenyhead*, excuse me, can I just get around you?

Okay, and now I see the toilet. . All fixed.

Now, now, Trustworthy, that's no way to talk to people. But thanks for fixing the toilet. Aren't there still portaloos out the back from one of the previous parties?

Ooh Singapore noodles for me to please but no prawns . Can I have a big tub of curry too.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa, you really don't want yo go in them portaloos

Anyone want a drink while I am up, I fancy a Snowball

@AlCalavicci Oh, the portaloos are not for me. They're for my unwanted visitors. And I noticed no one bothered to order cashew chicken for me. RUDE (but not surprising)!

I'm up for a night of bingeing a series, any suggestions? Also did anyone order prawn toast? and salt & pepper chips please.

Chinese food, come get it...

Right what we watching?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa, ahhh ummm wellll they are a bit wiffy so you don't mind if I just nip upstairs >>hop's from one foot to the other doing that I need a pee dance>>>>>zipps upstairs at lightning speed

Can we watch a horror film next please?

I'm getting tired guys. I think I saw a big, comfy looking bed upstairs...

Haddocky haddock?

@Chickenyhead

Can we watch a horror film next please?

I've got one. It's about these horrible, hideous monsters who take over someone's private thread. Oh, wait...that's not a movie...

I've got one. It's about these horrible, hideous monsters who take over someone's private thread. Oh, wait...that's not a movie...

Ooh if it does get made into a movie can I be played by Liv Tyler? Or Megan Fox?

@KurtWilde

I've got one. It's about these horrible, hideous monsters who take over someone's private thread. Oh, wait...that's not a movie...

Ooh if it does get made into a movie can I be played by Liv Tyler? Or Megan Fox?

Why? Is Steve Buscemi not available, @KurtWilde?

I suppose I would be played by Gal Gadot.

I would probably also be played by Gal Gadot.

@TrustworthyPartyPerson har-di-har look at me laughing.

Tbf Steve Buscemi IS awesome and I'm also awesome

I'll be played by Courtney Cox.

MOTHER!! why are you still here? These are MY friends, go get your own people to pester.. I mean friends..

@MamaWilde

I'll be played by Courtney Cox.

@MamaWilde, Courtney Cox would be good, but you're the spitting image of either Liv Tyler or Megan Fox. One of those would be better.

Hello everyone, just passing through again. .
It's been quiet round her , is everyone resting up and getting ready for a shin dig on Friday.
@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa I hope you have got plenty of snacks and drinks in for the weekend party

@AlCalavicci, I'm definitely stocking up on tear gas and pepper spray supplies in anticipation of the weekend.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa omg I LOVE that Chanel perfume I found on your dresser! I hope you don't mind that I borrowed some. I may have spilled the rest though 😬 oops

muses if peper speay can be used on bbq'd chicken wings to give them a bit of umpf

Right, so it took me a couple of days to sell my house but now I'm back. I'll just drop my suitcases in this corner for now. Sniffing around...oooh chow mein and donuts! Nice. Here's some pink gin cocktails, help yourself, it's almost Friday after all.

Ooooohhhh pink gin, yummy.

I've put the tunes on, soul tonight!