This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Woah what happened last night? I don't remember anything after the jello shots and the sponge bath with George Lamb and The Corrs sisters. Whose t-shirt am I wearing?

@Al but did you bring the donuts in with you?

Knock knock..

@NigellaSeed yes they are in the cupboard under the stairs but mind @KurtWilde doesn't eat them all , ah hang on she is outside ,

. . . .

Come in Kurt shhh, salsa is lurking somewhere

hi all, I seem to have a habit of falling asleep in that gazebo. This time I even made it to the free standing hammock!

Ooh, donuts!

Looks like my plan worked. I thought I heard whispering earlier, but it must have just been the wind. Wait...how did those doughnuts get back in here?

Mind if I just recharge my phone?

plus every device I own into every socket in your thread

nope nothing to see here

I am not on this thread smearing jammy fingers all over it

I am on my own thread

not here at all

not me

everyone SSHHHHHHHH @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa might think its still the wind . . . .

Any doughnuts left? (Helps self to , sits down, relaxes). Anyone seen the remote?

Gaargh! What are you all still doing here?! You're NOT settling in for a cozy night in front of the TV.

Anyone fancy take out?

I've done a poo in your loo and it won't flush and I don't know what to do

@Chickenyhead, hoe are you so we'll prepared? You must have infiltrated other people's threads before.

You will NEVER get this thread. Nevah!

@Chickenyhead That was supposed to be "how" not "hoe". I don't want anyone posting on my thread, but I won't resort to name calling. (Not the right spelling anyway... )

Also "well" not "we'll". I hate autocorrect almost as much as it hate trespassers!

@NigellaSeed

I've done a poo in your loo and it won't flush and I don't know what to do

Wrap it in loo roll and throw it out of the window.

Wrap it in loo roll and throw it out of the window.

FFS, don't do that! I'll call a plumber.

I have some plumbing experience. I can take a look.

@NigellaSeed what , do you mean @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa has not got a loo brush or poo knife to get rid of floaters ?

I have drained the petrol out of the car that's on the drive to keep the generator topped up , I hope the owner doesn't mind .

I am hungry , what's left to eat ?

Oh, please do @TrustworthyPartyPerson.

Oh, yes, it looks like there's definitely a piece of sht here in the bathroom. @Chickenyhead*, excuse me, can I just get around you?

Okay, and now I see the toilet. . All fixed.

Thanks for the petrol

Anyone want some chow mein?

Singapore noodles here please!

If this was Twitter we could all block you.