This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

@AlCalavicci
This is Sweet's secretary...shes asked me to let you know that she is on holiday from MN for a bit to try and locate her mind which she lost some time last week...she has been able to arrange a bulk order of MoonPies, Horlicks Powder, and Maltesers to be delivered to ChipsandSalsa's for the big do on Friday... and she sends her regards and will be there in spirit
@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa...yes, I HAVE posted on your private thread...

Good idea chickenhearted , it might help calm salsa down and stop her having a heart attack when she spots my suitcases

*chickenyhead, sorry it was autocorrect fault, I didn't even know Chickenhearted was a word

BTW, @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Here's some GREEN for your thread

Hi @Sweetpea1532 secretary, Thank you for the message.
I saw some marbles under the sofa the other day could they belong to sweets ?

Thanks for sending all the booty , I will make sure it is stored safety in my stomach the shed.

@Chickenyhead
Can we have some blues too , ideally Gary Moore; still Got the Blues , Parisian Walkways , Empty Rooms

@Sweetpea1532

BTW, *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* Here's some GREEN for your thread

Lol , v funny !

Breakfast is ready, help yourself...

Can someone let the dogs out please

Better yet, can someone let all the intruders out, please?

No breakfast for you @unlimitedchipsandsalsa

If I let the dogs out can I have extra bacon please?

Off for a catch up of the thread (ignoring all comments in green).

And today I learned “chickenhearted” is a word 😳

Yep you can have the special bacon I purchased just for Salsa

Ayyy thanks @Chickenyhead

Ooh is there any bacon left ?

The weather is not great I don't think we will be able to have a bbq tonight

Yup, help yourself, just cooking up some more

Thanks chicken ,
Sploges brown sauce on bacon on toast and puts the kettle back on.

@Chickenyhead

Yep you can have the special bacon I purchased just for Salsa

My special bacon! Is there nothing sacred?!?!

Hey, why is there such a strong perfume scent in here? @Houseofvelour, you smell suspiciously good...

Oooo bacon 🥓 ummmm smells gorgeous. Is there any left?

Yup, it's covered in the oven, help yourself. There are sausages and mushrooms too. I can do you some eggs too if you like.

snafts another bacon and egg buttie

Ooh good drink menu @AlCalavicci I sorted some snacks and nibbles, we can always order pizza later to soak up some of the alcohol!

I also bought something for the dance floor - a Death Star disco ball!!

Wow, love the disco ball!

Triple vodka redbull, lots of ice please.

@KurtWilde great disco ball ,

rifles through shopping bag for chedders and start topping them with chesse and salsa

@AlCalavicci I've dropped my mum of at bingo, she'll be happy for a few hours and we can PARTYYYY

Just how I like it!

Party time!