This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I’m back.

Crikey, I’ve missed rather a lot. Thank you @CircleofWillis for the summary 👍🏽

Hi folks,

Can we have a bit of peace and love, please? This just seems so unnecessarily bun-fighty. Lets all have some and and reminisce about the good ole' days, when Mumsnet bowl haircuts could be seen behind every screen and beakers were shunned (but lets be honest, some of you DID think about having one on your bedside table).

Pfft, anyway, what's everyone having for dinner? And whose thread is this, is it mine now?

I genuinely don’t understand threads like this - how can it be 15 pages of literally nothing ?!

Come the revolution, there will be no private threads.

*stomps in with muddy wellies and helps self to a glass of OP's gin'

Right girls, let’s get that punch bowl empty and give each other haircuts .

@JMAngel1

I genuinely don’t understand threads like this - how can it be 15 pages of literally nothing ?!

Baby shark is a great tune . It’s not nothing.

Hey all, I have the cake for Lily as this thread is now co-owned.

I have arranged for a slide to be fitted from the bedroom window down to the ball pit.

Unfortunately one of the dogs made a bit of a mess, so clearing it out and filling with clean warm water. Please avoid the flamingo float, that's for Salsa.

Kurt, I wondered who was in the cupboard, did you get the nibbles I left you?

Foods on, pizza delivery due anytime...

Cocktails in the lounge, I'm mixing.

Someone put the tunes on!

@CircleofWillis, j think the hedge trimming is very artistic and a sexy looking hedge is better than someone having sex in my hedge ( old thread in classics)
@LilyMumsnet ooh cake thank you, pass's the gin to @Chickenyhead here chuck that i tbe punch, give it a it more zip!
Ohhh toys I am no good at Twitter but a demon at kaplunk and hungry hippos

@JMAngel1 ah but you have trespassed on @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa thread too so you are just as guilty as the rest of us .
Here have a slice of cake , and come and play in the ball pit

I remember that sex in the hedge thread .
Anita Bush told me about it . ( that was from Terry Wogan show , bless him )
It might be his birthday today.... need to
check .

Just checked.
Terry was born on this day in 1938 .
Spooky !

@AlCalavicci

I'm NOT giving up my thread! The theme of tonight's party is "Trees" because EVERYONE LEAVES.

I put a tyre swing in the tree!!!! There is a zip line took unfortunately the golf cart is in the pond, so you need to take the mini locomotive to the start point.

🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶

I like to party....

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...splash

@CircleofWillis

This is DISGUSTING!! You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves. This thread has been clearly labelled as Salsa's private thread but you have all come here eating, partying and treating her lovely thread like some public frat house! There is a golf cart in the duck pond, her hedge has been trimmed in the shape of male genitalia, all the toilets are blocked with bum wipes (you can't flush them no matter what it says on the packet), some one had let one of the cats have her litter in Salsa's bed and there is a small pony in the larder. I am reporting every one of you. You little Shits!

FINALLY, someone who understands me (while also blatantly ignoring my one request not to post ).

I can't believe you guys ignored the scroll. It was a SCROLL for goodness sake, with fancy calligraphy that took me ages to write, and it got smeared in choccy spread just moments later. THIS IS WHY I CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!

And, sadly, I found out that "fullest extent of the law" is, well, nothing in this case. There really should be a law against posting on other people's threads.

We have declared this thread, the thread of the Republic of mumsnet, all can post. All can eat unlimited chips and salsa.

Nobody can wee in the pool.

I haven't posted on your thread @Unlimited. But you didn't notice.

Apparently my mum is looking for me? Now even salsa won't know I'm here let alone my mum

@NigellaSeed I was just working on a list of all the lovely Mumsnetters who have respectfully stayed off my thread.

Also, , isn't it strange how you never see @KurtWilde and @MamaWilde in the same place at the same time?

Yeah, that's super weird. Well spotted, OP. You're so clever. And beautiful. And everyone should listen to you.

You are most welcome @Unlimited, I will see myself out.

touches couch cushions mm, soft, is this crush velvet? You don't see that much these days.

looks around I like it here..

I've found something on the floor.
It says " sense of humour 1990 " .
Anybody?

Ah salsa that's because I'm trying to avoid her. She never lets me do fun things.