This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

This thread is NOT for everyone, no matter what @Chickenyhead says!

See? I've done my bit for the commoners. You can't call my selfish.

Conga time people....

Kurt! I knew I'd find you here! Messing up poor salsa's lovely thread. Don't you know no one else is allowed to be here??

Mum! You're on her thread too!

Oh look, @Nigella in the conga line!

Do do dooo, come on let's do the conga..

@KurtWilde Mum! You're on her thread too!

OP can't laugh at this (because she's so angry about the trespassing), but I can!

You took the words right out of my mouth!

@TrustworthyPartyPerson

You took the words right out of my mouth!

Oh, yes, er...I was guessing what you were about to say.

Salsa, you are violating your very own archaic rules right there!

Join the conga line, relax

I'm back!!!!!! Its Tuesday night and I have wine!!!

Anyone got glasses? Or we'll be swigging the bottle and passing it on!

Okay, wait, WAIT! let me explain! I didn't realize it was a conga line, I thought i was joining a queue to the exit. Honest.

sips cocktail

I believe you, Nigella. I was looking for the exit the other evening and ended up face down in the gazebo, covered in fairy lights with a spider on my face. It happens

Anyone want a fancy dress party outfit, they are on a rack in the bath. Help yourself.
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🦝
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Pineapple and cheese on sticks! Yes! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@Chickenyhead

Anyone want a fancy dress party outfit, they are on a rack in the bath. Help yourself. 🎩 🦝 👕 🩲 🧦

Hey, who stole the tiara???

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Thanks for the idea, Nigella.

Nooooo conga cannot be conquered!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, we are all dozing now, so good luck with that... I'm not tripping over Kurt again.

@Chickenyhead

Salsa, you are violating your very own archaic rules right there!

Join the conga line, relax

@Chickenyhead I'm not violating any rules at all, because the rule is that I CAN post and everyone else CANNOT. Obviously, I am just as mad at @Trustworthypartyperson as I am at the rest of you!

Have some cake and tea

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Well, maybe just one cup of tea...but that doesn't mean you can stay.

I'll have one, too. Because you can't spell TrEsspAss without T-E-A!

Okay, I've thought about it, and I know you all enjoy being here. I've prepared a peace offering. I bought a box of luxury doughnuts, muffins, and scones for you. They're in the front garden. You can see them there, just outside the front door that locks from the inside. Why not go out in the fresh air all together and enjoy a nice farewell gift breakfast?

Ooh doughnuts thanks @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa , scoffs one , ewww I have got jam on my t-shirt and sticky fingers. >heads back indoors for a wash< hey who locked the door ?
Knock knock . . . . . . KNOCK KNOCK . . . . knock knock . . . . . KNOCK BLOODY KNOCK Let me in !

Taps toe . . . .

Hruppfs

Peers through window putting sticky fingers all over the glass
Wanders round the back to look for a way in . . . . . .

Ah the kitchen door is open

Don't anyone tell @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa I got back in tee hee hee