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This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 31/07/2021 22:14

Grin
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Chickenyhead · 02/08/2021 22:16

Awwwwwwwww

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 02/08/2021 22:17

Granny shark do do de do do...argh! Now you've got me doing it!

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Chickenyhead · 02/08/2021 22:18

Grandma shark do do de do do do

Burgers up!

Chickenyhead · 02/08/2021 22:18

Jinx!

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 02/08/2021 22:28

@Chickenyhead

Jinx!
No jinx. Your posts don't count because, and I believe I've mentioned this before, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST ON MY THREAD!!!!
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AlCalavicci · 02/08/2021 22:33

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa,
Spoil sport I love a good fire ,

sniffs the air

Chickenyhead · 02/08/2021 22:52

Here you go @Alcalavicci

Take a few back with you can you?

What songs next?

"I've know a song that'll get on your nerves..."

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 02/08/2021 22:55

FINAL NOTICE: I, UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa, do hereby decree that this thread is MINE, and that anyone posting here after 11:59 PM BST on 2 August, 2021, will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

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TrustworthyPartyPerson · 02/08/2021 22:56

I think she's serious, guys. She said "hereby".

TrustworthyPartyPerson · 02/08/2021 22:58

Strange, but I also happen to be headed to bed...

Chickenyhead · 02/08/2021 22:58

Nah, I covered it in choccy spread.

It's our thread

That's how I read it anyway.

AlCalavicci · 03/08/2021 01:04

Ooh them buggers were nice thanks @Chickenyhead.
Mmm buggers , Hot chocolate and comfy bean bags , I nodded off what did I miss . .

stares bleery eyed at a new sign on the wall . . . .
Uh oh this is getting serious , has anyone any idea what 'the fullest extent off the law' means , I mean are we going yo get a court summons or a CF badge we will need to ware for a month ?

Ah hang on I will ring a help line and see if they can help .
Ring ring , ring ring , ring ring ,
hello is that MNHQ ( multi national help queires )
Please can you read the post and let us know if @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa has a leg to stand on.

AnneKipankitoo · 03/08/2021 08:07

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AnneKiMumsnet
@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa is not acting in the spirit of Mumsnet. We do not allow monopolisation of threads.
We also suspect she is a sock .
In short , she disnae hae a leg tae stand on .

I fancy a bugger now. Tomato sauce ?
Personally, I love a gherkin.

Breathmiller · 03/08/2021 08:28

I fancy a bugger now

Well...this party took a turn. I might heed Unlimited's warning and creep out the thread now.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 03/08/2021 09:23

@AnneKipankitoo

Mumsnet have commented on this thread

AnneKiMumsnet
@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa is not acting in the spirit of Mumsnet. We do not allow monopolisation of threads.
We also suspect she is a sock .
In short , she disnae hae a leg tae stand on .

I fancy a bugger now. Tomato sauce ?
Personally, I love a gherkin.

How strange. Usually the Mumsnet posts are in blue. There must be something wrong with my screen...
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AnneKipankitoo · 03/08/2021 09:42

burger ! Damn autocorrect!

MamaWilde · 03/08/2021 09:51

Hello, sorry for invading your thread again salsa! Has anyone seen Kurt? She snuck back into your thread on Sunday night and hasn't been home since. I suspect she's been snaffling the burgers and cocktails and passed out somewhere random Hmm

Chickenyhead · 03/08/2021 10:04

Kurt's having a nap on the beanbag I believe...

Oh no, under the beanbag. Oops

Disneycharacter · 03/08/2021 10:09

Shouldn't have set it to share then!

Chickenyhead · 03/08/2021 11:24

Giant ball put set up in the yard, with a slide and ball canons.

If this isn't for you, I have hired a few waiters to top up your drinks and fluff up your bean bags in the lounge.

Whoever keeps leaving the loo seat up, please stop!

Wh

Chickenyhead · 03/08/2021 11:24

Pit*

AlCalavicci · 03/08/2021 18:26

Evening all @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa so whats the theme for tonight's party ? Fancy dress ? everyone comes in 70s clothes and we have pineapple and cheese hedgehogs, trifle , and a huge bowl of punch that has got all sorts in it .
@AnneKipankitoo what are you and @Sweetpea1532 bringing ?
@KurtWilde did you get in trouble when you eventually got home ?

@Chickenyhead the dogs are having a great time in the ball pit , I think they may of popped a few balls though Shock

AnneKipankitoo · 03/08/2021 18:36

Twister , KerPlunk ! , Mousetrap , Happy Families card games .
Oh and Top of the Pops Albums!

KurtWilde · 03/08/2021 18:39

I regret nothing Halo

Best. Party. Ever.

Sorry, I've been hiding from my mum on your thread Salsa, I'll leave I promise. After tonight's shenanigans that is Grin

CircleofWillis · 03/08/2021 19:19

This is DISGUSTING!! You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves. This thread has been clearly labelled as Salsa's private thread but you have all come here eating, partying and treating her lovely thread like some public frat house!

There is a golf cart in the duck pond, her hedge has been trimmed in the shape of male genitalia, all the toilets are blocked with bum wipes (you can't flush them no matter what it says on the packet), some one had let one of the cats have her litter in Salsa's bed and there is a small pony in the larder.

I am reporting every one of you. You little Shits!