This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Late to the thread . Not read the whole thing BUT there was mention of a coffee table on page 3 . I am rather partial to coffee tables as my friend @MrsMackesy knows. I believe it was polished too .

@AlCalavicci , Sweetpea will be here as soon as it is possible .

Waves frantically at @AnneKipankitoo and hands out and a supper soaker , @Sweetpea1532 is hiding in the house somewhere follow the trail of chalk drawings.

I saw the thread title and said to myself “This is the work of @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa”, seeing I’m right I’m not sure what to call this feeling! Too much time on mumsnet?

Can I just add , I usually have more than my feet on the coffee table ?

Great thread title @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa.
I have written all my posts in invisible ink so they will disappear.

👋🏻 @AlCalavicci. 🍷🍷, I’ll look after Sweetpea’s while she’s getting organised.

Hola @KurtWilde 👋🏾

I was going to ask if everyone would be invited back to the after party thread but having read back to page 7, I see this thread covers the after party too. I won’t read back any further, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas….

I really want a cooked breakfast with freshly squeezed orange juice now though!

'ello 'ello 'ello! What's goin' on e...Ooooh! A PARTY!

Get the music going!

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵

Hot tob vs bouncy castle in a water fight!

@ThePigs

'ello 'ello 'ello! What's goin' on e...Ooooh! A PARTY!

Oh, thank goodness! The police are here. I called you ages ago. As you can see, I can't get these parasites off my thread.

Oh, I mean OP's thread. I'm definitely not the OP doing a name change. I'm a trustworthy party person just like the rest of you. I'm here for...the fun...and, er, the party.

@BakeOffRewatch

I saw the thread title and said to myself “This is the work of *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa*”, seeing I’m right I’m not sure what to call this feeling! Too much time on mumsnet?

Not enough time on Mumsnet, obviously, as you haven't learned the basic manners of staying off other people's threads!

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Ok well I'll just be going now.. bye all..

I am this 🤌🏾 close to doing a graph of how quickly your threads filled up, I have a sneaking suspicion the one that outright asked to fill out the thread is the slowest!

Tbf though that one had a no double posting rule.

I’m here now and everyone else is staying, I don’t want to be the only one to leave!

Alright, you are NOT doing this party thing again tonight. I won't stand for it! I'm going to start a thread called "AIBU To expect people to stay off my thread?"

Attacks @KurtWilde with water gun in hot tub.

💦💦💦💦💦💦

Spins around and sprays @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

Well I've gone home now so at least I'm not on your thread anymore

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Alright, you are NOT doing this party thing again tonight. I won't stand for it! I'm going to start a thread called "AIBU To expect people to stay off my thread?"

Oh yes please do, start the chaos, but then I definitely won’t be on it as AIBU is perilous territory!

@KurtWilde

Well I've gone home now so at least I'm not on your thread anymore

Hmmmmmm I smell a 🐀

@Chickenyhead shh.. I'm not really here drinking this cocktail, I've left the thread