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This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 31/07/2021 22:14

Grin
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 21:34

@Chickenyhead

Spins around and sprays *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
Oh WHY did I think this was a good time to be carrying around my birth certificate, the deed to my house, and that stack of letters from my grandmother?!?
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Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 21:37
UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 21:38

@BakeOffRewatch

Tbf though that one had a no double posting rule.

I’m here now and everyone else is staying, I don’t want to be the only one to leave!

@BakeOffRewatch EVERYONE must leave. There's no special treatment for people with a thread history. That goes for you too @KurtWilde. Oh, it looks like Kurt's gone home...
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Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 21:40

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Didn't know there were rules.

Hmmmmm......rules are made for breaking.

BakeOffRewatch · 01/08/2021 21:41

I saw Kurt over there

TrustworthyPartyPerson · 01/08/2021 21:55

Hey, fellow party people, this has been fun, but maybe we should give back my OP'S thread. I say this as a totally independent person who is definitely not simply a name change.

Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 21:57
Grin

Nah, OPS cool with it.

We need to force her in to the hot tub.

I'll get her feet

MamaWilde · 01/08/2021 22:01

Kurt has definitely gone home, I'm her mum and I'd just like to apologise for all the trouble she's caused on your thread @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

She definitely won't be helping herself to another cocktail.

Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 22:03

That's a shame @MamaWilde I made vodka jelly.

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 22:11

@Chickenyhead

Grin

Nah, OPS cool with it.

We need to force her in to the hot tub.

I'll get her feet

@Chickenyhead You are out of control! Get your salmonella-infested hands off me!
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JaninaDuszejko · 01/08/2021 22:12

Yawn. Well that was a fun party... I think. I ate some some naice chocolates.

Oh, hey, it's still going on. Where's the chilling room, I want a comfy sofa, a big bowl of chilli and maybe a glass of rose please. Good to see you Salsa, haven't been at such a great party for years.

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 22:15

@MamaWilde

Kurt has definitely gone home, I'm her mum and I'd just like to apologise for all the trouble she's caused on your thread *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa*

She definitely won't be helping herself to another cocktail.

Oh, thank goodness! I'm glad she's gone. And, not to be rude, but you can't really be here either. Also, has anyone ever told you that you and your daughter have a very similar writing style?
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 22:16

@Chickenyhead

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Didn't know there were rules.

Hmmmmm......rules are made for breaking.

There is literally only one rule, and YOU'RE ALL BREAKING IT!
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MamaWilde · 01/08/2021 22:25

Salsa .. ahem, I mean OP (is that the right mumsnet lingo because I've never posted here ever before in the history of ever), I'll let myself out via the ..erm.. kitchen Grin

BakeOffRewatch · 01/08/2021 22:28

Wow @MamaWilde can you give us some skincare tips cos you look like you could be @KurtWilde’s sister not her mum!

UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 22:28

@MamaWilde

Salsa .. ahem, I mean OP (is that the right mumsnet lingo because I've never posted here ever before in the history of ever), I'll let myself out via the ..erm.. kitchen Grin
Wow, you picked up the MN lingo quickly, but somehow I find that to be not suspicious at all. You still need to leave, though.
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Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 22:31

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 22:39

It's not a party until twenty dogs show up. Oh, wait. It's NOT a party. This is my own private thread. Get out! Get out! Get out!

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 01/08/2021 22:47

I was up waaaaay too late last night trying to shoo you all off this thread with a broom, so I need to turn in. I'd say I expect you to behave responsibly, but...

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MamaWilde · 01/08/2021 22:48

@BakeOffRewatch ooh thank you, people do say we look uncannily alike. I'm definitely not her though.

Can I smell chilli cooking? Not that I'm staying.. I need to make sure that daughter of mine doesn't try to sneak back into your thread.

TrustworthyPartyPerson · 01/08/2021 22:49

What a coincidence! I, a completely different person, am also going to bed now. What are the odds?

Chickenyhead · 01/08/2021 22:50

@MamaWilde tell @KurtWilde that the secret door is open and yes chilli is done now!

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MamaWilde · 01/08/2021 22:51

@TrustworthyPartyPerson that is a strange but completely unrelated coincidence!

BakeOffRewatch · 01/08/2021 22:51

[quote Chickenyhead]**@MamaWilde* tell @KurtWilde* that the secret door is open and yes chilli is done now!

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Ooh I’m quite excited

MamaWilde · 01/08/2021 22:53

I should go to bed too. I do hope my tearaway daughter doesn't somehow slip past me and mess with your thread again!