This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

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@Chickenyhead

Spins around and sprays *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

Oh WHY did I think this was a good time to be carrying around my birth certificate, the deed to my house, and that stack of letters from my grandmother?!?

@BakeOffRewatch

Tbf though that one had a no double posting rule.

I’m here now and everyone else is staying, I don’t want to be the only one to leave!

@BakeOffRewatch EVERYONE must leave. There's no special treatment for people with a thread history. That goes for you too @KurtWilde. Oh, it looks like Kurt's gone home...

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Didn't know there were rules.

Hmmmmm......rules are made for breaking.

I saw Kurt over there

Hey, fellow party people, this has been fun, but maybe we should give back my OP'S thread. I say this as a totally independent person who is definitely not simply a name change.

Nah, OPS cool with it.

We need to force her in to the hot tub.

I'll get her feet

Kurt has definitely gone home, I'm her mum and I'd just like to apologise for all the trouble she's caused on your thread @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

She definitely won't be helping herself to another cocktail.

That's a shame @MamaWilde I made vodka jelly.

@Chickenyhead

Nah, OPS cool with it.

We need to force her in to the hot tub.

I'll get her feet

@Chickenyhead You are out of control! Get your salmonella-infested hands off me!

Yawn. Well that was a fun party... I think. I ate some some naice chocolates.

Oh, hey, it's still going on. Where's the chilling room, I want a comfy sofa, a big bowl of chilli and maybe a glass of rose please. Good to see you Salsa, haven't been at such a great party for years.

@MamaWilde

Kurt has definitely gone home, I'm her mum and I'd just like to apologise for all the trouble she's caused on your thread *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa*

She definitely won't be helping herself to another cocktail.

Oh, thank goodness! I'm glad she's gone. And, not to be rude, but you can't really be here either. Also, has anyone ever told you that you and your daughter have a very similar writing style?

@Chickenyhead

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Didn't know there were rules.

Hmmmmm......rules are made for breaking.

There is literally only one rule, and YOU'RE ALL BREAKING IT!

Salsa .. ahem, I mean OP (is that the right mumsnet lingo because I've never posted here ever before in the history of ever), I'll let myself out via the ..erm.. kitchen

Wow @MamaWilde can you give us some skincare tips cos you look like you could be @KurtWilde’s sister not her mum!

@MamaWilde

Salsa .. ahem, I mean OP (is that the right mumsnet lingo because I've never posted here ever before in the history of ever), I'll let myself out via the ..erm.. kitchen

Wow, you picked up the MN lingo quickly, but somehow I find that to be not suspicious at all. You still need to leave, though.

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It's not a party until twenty dogs show up. Oh, wait. It's NOT a party. This is my own private thread. Get out! Get out! Get out!

I was up waaaaay too late last night trying to shoo you all off this thread with a broom, so I need to turn in. I'd say I expect you to behave responsibly, but...

@BakeOffRewatch ooh thank you, people do say we look uncannily alike. I'm definitely not her though.

Can I smell chilli cooking? Not that I'm staying.. I need to make sure that daughter of mine doesn't try to sneak back into your thread.

What a coincidence! I, a completely different person, am also going to bed now. What are the odds?

@MamaWilde tell @KurtWilde that the secret door is open and yes chilli is done now!

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@TrustworthyPartyPerson that is a strange but completely unrelated coincidence!

[quote Chickenyhead]**@MamaWilde* tell @KurtWilde* that the secret door is open and yes chilli is done now!

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Ooh I’m quite excited

I should go to bed too. I do hope my tearaway daughter doesn't somehow slip past me and mess with your thread again!