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Threads you can tell the answer to before opening

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Lumene · 09/06/2021 20:14

What are the common mumsnet threads with questions you can tell the answer to without having to open them, at least 99% of the time.

I’ll start:

Q: I’m in a new relationship, is this a red flag?
A: Yes.

OP posts:
nottoday3000 · 09/06/2021 21:17

😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 09/06/2021 21:18

Q Do you think there will be another lockdown

A My crystal balls not working today

Smokeahontas · 09/06/2021 21:18

Q - DDog has vomited….

A - Thats brexit for you.

WokeUpMyBaby · 09/06/2021 21:19

Q: DC made fun of the neighbours. He has sensory issues.
A: Team DC. Sensory issues for the win.

Smokeahontas · 09/06/2021 21:19

Q - My friend has said no children at their wedding, but I want to take mine

A1 - don’t go
A2 - they’re psychopaths, go NC

Repeat at least twice a week.

Allmyarseandpeggymartin · 09/06/2021 21:19

Q AIBU for fancying Matt Hancock/Chris Whitty/Dilys the dog

A Are you on glue?

Pinuporc · 09/06/2021 21:20

Smokeahontas

Dont forget the teenagers are all 6'3 tall and either elite sports people or skinny as a rake!

Foundmyfeet · 09/06/2021 21:21

Q: Line eyes..

A: sorry hun, it's negative

OP: The photo doesn't show it up too clearly but there's definitely a line...

Chunkymenrock · 09/06/2021 21:21

My son is pale and listless....
Why the f are you posting on mumsnet instead of going to A and E?

Vanishun · 09/06/2021 21:21

Q DH has been so cold and distant lately
A Could he be on the spectrum?

Smokeahontas · 09/06/2021 21:21

@Pinuporc

Smokeahontas

Dont forget the teenagers are all 6'3 tall and either elite sports people or skinny as a rake!

and plays several sports to Olympic standard
ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 09/06/2021 21:22

Q: hot tub
A: dirty sex pond & chavs

toastjam · 09/06/2021 21:22

Q: Should I go to A&E?
A: Yes
A2: Absolutely fucking not

Vanishun · 09/06/2021 21:22

Q DH has a hobby that -
A Cycling?

heymammy · 09/06/2021 21:22

Q: WIBU to assept this mysterious gift?
A: it's ACCEPT you illiterate twit

burritofan · 09/06/2021 21:23

Q: when will my child sleep through
A1: children don’t sleep, are you always so naive?
A2: from day 1 if you’re doing it properly the way I did

Wearywithteens · 09/06/2021 21:24

This reply has been withdrawn

This has been withdrawn at the poster's request.

Chunkymenrock · 09/06/2021 21:24

I want to change my 2 year old's name but I'd rather not say it on here...
We can't help unless you say what the name is.

Vanishun · 09/06/2021 21:25

Q Mum bought me a half-gnawed shoe filled with ape shit for my birthday, AIBU to feel a bit unhappy?

A My lovely mum died ten years ago and I'd give anything to see her again, count yourself lucky.

MarshaBradyo · 09/06/2021 21:25

Q: which name for girl
A: Thea

CandyLeBonBon · 09/06/2021 21:25

This is my favourite thread of the day!

Bovrilly · 09/06/2021 21:26

OP: someone rang my doorbell
A: log with 101 immediately

TaVeryMuchLove · 09/06/2021 21:26

Q: Gender disappointment
A: It’s a boy isn’t it?

WokeUpMyBaby · 09/06/2021 21:27

Q- Should I name my baby...
A- Always look to the royal family for baby names. They know best. Everything else is low class.

Bovrilly · 09/06/2021 21:27

@TaVeryMuchLove

Q: Gender disappointment A: It’s a boy isn’t it?
Surely "I think you'll find you mean sex, not gender, how can you presume to know blah blah blah"