Threads you can tell the answer to before opening

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What are the common mumsnet threads with questions you can tell the answer to without having to open them, at least 99% of the time.

I’ll start:

Q: I’m in a new relationship, is this a red flag?
A: Yes.

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

Q: innocent post about something funny/amusing/odd/strange that happened

A1: what are getting worked up about?!
A2: yeah, that's unusual
A3: armchair detective
A4: no, you are the strange one
A5: if that's your biggest problem...
A6: OP you forgot to add "lighthearted" to title. that's what triggers sense of humour

You’re still cracking out the good’uns 😂

Q: football thread

A1: nice pass
A2: nooooo!!!
A3: Yes!!!
A4: GOOOOOOOAAAALLLL!
A5: COME ON ENGLAND!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️❤
All posters: Engerlaaand, Engerlaaaand, Engerlaand Engerlaand na na!!!!

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

Q: innocent post about something funny/amusing/odd/strange that happened

A1: what are getting worked up about?!
A2: yeah, that's unusual
A3: armchair detective
A4: no, you are the strange one
A5: if that's your biggest problem...
A6: OP you forgot to add "lighthearted" to title. that's what triggers sense of humour

A7 what is it with people today? Don’t you know there is a pandemic and people are literally dying?

Q What do think of my new kitchen?
A1 That's not what I would have chosen.
A2 Where's the gralloching slab for the venison?
A3 Not enough USB sockets.

The tradesmen want to use my toilet, how to say no?

Filthy bugger fire him !!!

Q: help me find this film: title has the word Sugar I think, it's with that actor that looks a bit like Stephen Mangan and the actress is like the female Jonny Depp. she has 3 names.
they are on a boat and then they meet this couple. it's all a bit dark. I think they pee on each other?!

A1: obviously it's not Titanic..hmmm
A2: do you mean The Posseidon Adventure?
A3: Finding Nemo hahaha🤣
A4: I'm pretty sure you mean Bitter Moon. With Hugh Grant & Kristin Scott Thomas.
OP: OMG!! that's the one!
A3: How did you know?
A4: well, it was pretty obvious, but the peeing gave it away.