Glitter Bomb?

[AlexaNow]

Someone sent DP a glitter / tiny penis confetti to work. He opened it at work and was covered in tiny penis confetti and glitter. It was all over him, his desk and floor. He opened it in his office and was embarrassed but is now fuming. He's contacted the company that sent it - to try and find out who sent it to him. Their email bounces back and they don't pick up the phone.

I'm wondering if this counts as criminal damage or harassment and he should report it to the police.

Excellent thread. I too did not know that such things exist.

(And because this is mumsnet) were you the OW OP @AlexaNow?

Is that what has pissed her off?

OP if you're going to post something this entertaining then you're duty bound to play along. Stop ignoring all our questions!

DID HE DESERVE A FACE FULL OF DICK?

@HectorHalloumi

How did I not know about tiny penis glitter bombs? 🤯

Just think how much irritation you can now cause.

I'm going to order some more, before they sell out due to the sudden influx of mumsnetters sending dick bombs all over the U.K. 🤣

Hilarious.
My dh would find it quite funny.
It's only glitter not permanent ink or something

@nellly

I think this is thread is a really clever ad. How many of us are now busy ordering glitter dick packages

Yep! The OP owns the company doesn't she?

Great advert.

Is this a marketing post to make people aware such services exist ?

[quote AlexaNow]@DinaofCloud9

He thinks it was his ex but we can't prove it until the company who sent it confirm it was her.[/quote]
They can't tell him who it was, they are not allowed to. GDPR, data protection and all that.

I don't own the company and I wasn't the other woman.

These threads are probably marketing threads, as they are so ridiculous 😂😂😂

Also there's no way the company would say who sent it...
I genuinely can't wait till dh gets out the shower to tell him. I'm sat here loving the replies.

Ah the joy of twinkling little penises forevermore found in every nook and fanny!

@DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult

Come on now...

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!

I love glitter bombs. Have only ever sent 1 for a birthday she started it

I hope if she did do it, that his ex is on MN and has seen this thread and is howling

Not sure what might have happened between the two of them to cause her to do this but I’m on her side!

Or maybe he has another woman on the side who has been scorned....

He probably deserved it. No one is completely innocent after all.

You DP lacks a sense of humour and and I don't know why you're so outraged too ?

Post the link to the website, I got a few dicks in my life that need a penis glitter bomb sending to them anonymously, thanks for the great idea 😉

Could it have been a pissed-off colleague?

How funny!

[quote SlipperTripper]@DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult

Come on now...

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux! [/quote]
90s me would have taken that as a personal insult 🤣🤣

Fortunately 2021 me is more excited by vacuum cleaners than cock, glittery and tiny, or otherwise 🤣🤣

I’d be more concerned about why somebody sent him this?? And of course it isn’t criminal damage, just annoying.

Glitter can cause blindness.
Only if you stare directly at it.

It was about time for a name change.

Plain silver/ gold glitter or multi colour? Wouldn’t want to be covered in wee angry looking purple glitter dicks, gold dicks more so if I had the choice.

What can you do? find a sense of humour 🤣🤣