Glitter Bomb?

[AlexaNow]

Someone sent DP a glitter / tiny penis confetti to work. He opened it at work and was covered in tiny penis confetti and glitter. It was all over him, his desk and floor. He opened it in his office and was embarrassed but is now fuming. He's contacted the company that sent it - to try and find out who sent it to him. Their email bounces back and they don't pick up the phone.

I'm wondering if this counts as criminal damage or harassment and he should report it to the police.

I wondered if it was a colleague. That's maybe why it was sent to him at work, instead of home.

They didn't have the key to the cleaners cupboard so he couldn't really clean it up (no hoover) properly. He had to sit there surrounded by the penises and glitter until hometime. His colleagues kept coming over and making jokes at him. He's still cross.

'Surrounded by the penises and glitter'

He had to sit there surrounded by the penises and glitter until hometime

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is brilliant! how did I not know tiny glitter dicks flung in someone's face was a thing?
And no comeback? Wow! I'm fantasising about all the cocks I know who deserve a face full of sparkly jizz (not uncommon for DH's ex)
Thank you, you evil genuis'!

Nice try OP

@AlexaNow

I wondered if it was a colleague. That's maybe why it was sent to him at work, instead of home.

They didn't have the key to the cleaners cupboard so he couldn't really clean it up (no hoover) properly. He had to sit there surrounded by the penises and glitter until hometime. His colleagues kept coming over and making jokes at him. He's still cross.

I sent my ex a dick bomb to work. Deliberately to increase the embarrassment factor.

This is genius. I feel inspired

The company won't be able to tell you who sent it due to data protection. Move on.

Nice try op but thanks for the laughs - imagine calling the police to complain someone sent you a tube of dick glitter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Zancah

This post has definitely given me ideas

😂😂😂

I am so getting one for my fellas ex wife
Shes tried (and failed) to break us up and cause so much grief for us its unreal-the stories i could tell are so bad they are unbelievable even tho I'm telling the truth
I can see her now trying and failing to work out who's she's pissed off enough to send her tiny Willie's through the post

And I know she's got the world's crappest hoover which hopefully will get clogged-and she's gonna have to empty it rubbing more salt in her wounds

I'm giving it a few months because every mumsnetter in the land will have sent them and they need time to ahem reload

The whole point is nobody (apart from the company) knows who sent them-thats the whole point!

This is just a glitter bomb - it gets everywhere. Add in the tiny dick confetti and 🤣🤣🤣

I didn't spit my tea all over my keyboard, but I have properly belly-laughed at the seriousness of OP.
What a pity I didn't have the option of sending glittery mini-penises to XH. It would have suited him.

If this is real and not a marketing attempt ....

I’d be 99% sure he was cheating on you.

I have a plan to send one of these precisely because it isn't illegal!

It could be worse. I remember a woman on tv telling of how she had a few tonnes of horse manure delivered directly onto her ex partners front garden

I so badly need to send the annoying box of sand to someone. I’ll even pay them to send it from the States. OP your DH will forever be known as sparkly cock boy in the office, it’s bloody genius of his ex

@QueenPaw

I sent one of those to my boss He started it by emptying a hole punch in my desk drawers at work, then over my keyboard He was so excited "POST! At work!" And then got drowned in glitter

I love the idea of him being so excited and then suddenly glitter everywhere 😂😂😂

*21:51Im2sexyforthissite

Glitter can cause blindness.*

So can wanking

So I've heard. I can't see the evidence.

@Dugee

This is just a glitter bomb - it gets everywhere. Add in the tiny dick confetti and 🤣🤣🤣

And this takes it to the next level, or maybe 5 levels higher

@AlexaNow

Thank you for brightening my evening!

This thread is absolutely hilarious 🤣😆
Loving OP seriousness in the midst of the rest of MN having a good old laugh!

I’ve got an ex that I really hope is your husband @AlexaNow. Is he called John and does he come from Derby? If not, I’m wondering if I could send one of these to him.....

@Isittimenow

It could be worse. I remember a woman on tv telling of how she had a few tonnes of horse manure delivered directly onto her ex partners front garden

Don't give us any more ideas 😂.