Glitter Bomb?

[AlexaNow]

Someone sent DP a glitter / tiny penis confetti to work. He opened it at work and was covered in tiny penis confetti and glitter. It was all over him, his desk and floor. He opened it in his office and was embarrassed but is now fuming. He's contacted the company that sent it - to try and find out who sent it to him. Their email bounces back and they don't pick up the phone.

I'm wondering if this counts as criminal damage or harassment and he should report it to the police.

@AlexaNow

It isn't an ad. DP is furious and we want to know what we can do.

There's absolutely nothing you can do, apart from clear up the glitter 🙄

@RogueMNerKnowsNoShame

OP, you should absolutely definitely certainly report it to the police. I'd contact your local newspaper. The sad face covered in tiny glittery cocks will be a great story

That would be the Best DM/Local Paper Sad Face Ever!

I'd contact your local newspaper. The sad face covered in tiny glittery cocks will be a great story

😂😂😂

Who's he pissed off?

@DinaofCloud9

He thinks it was his ex but we can't prove it until the company who sent it confirm it was her.

[quote AlexaNow]@DinaofCloud9

He thinks it was his ex but we can't prove it until the company who sent it confirm it was her.[/quote]
They won't confirm anything!

Let's just hope the sender doesn't find out you can also mail shit to people.

This thread is hilarious!

🤭 😂 🤣

[quote AlexaNow]@DinaofCloud9

He thinks it was his ex but we can't prove it until the company who sent it confirm it was her.[/quote]
I don't think they will confirm it to be honest. I would doubt they would be able to tell you.

Why let it get that much of a reaction. It happened, move on and one day laugh about it. The bigger your reaction the more satisfaction the sender will have 🤷‍♀️

Defo report !! Have you got a picture of the damage?? Shocking ... who ever thinks of sending glitter bombs in the shape of little penises?!

Actually thank you as now I'm sending my own hubby one at work to brighten up my day 🤣

You can send some spring loaded jizz (I just looked up the company) - I am so tempted to send it to someone who is pissing me off.

[quote AlexaNow]@DinaofCloud9

He thinks it was his ex but we can't prove it until the company who sent it confirm it was her.[/quote]
I'd be more concerned about why someone went to those lengths to let your partner know they think he's a dick?

You say ex but how long ago was he with this ex? You sure he's not cheated on you and his mistress has sent this in anger?

Did he deserve to be whacked in the face with 1000 mini dicks?

Hang on a mo. Wasn’t there a thread on here when a glitter bomb was suggested to deal with a newspaper thief and several people said that they were classed as a criminal nuisance?
I do hope it was biodegradable glitter. 🤣
And finally op you know you are going to be finding tiny glittery cocks everywhere for the foreseeable? Everywhere.

This is EXACTLY the level of annoyance his ex will be hoping for.

I do hope she sees this.

Good on her.

Glitter cocks FTW!

The best you can hope for is that there are security cameras at his place of work that captured his ordeal so that you may obtain a copy and send it off to You’ve been framed or whatever similar candid camera programme they have nowadays.

He may just have to erm... rise above it

@AlexaNow

It isn't an ad. DP is furious and we want to know what we can do.

Maybe you could look online and buy a Sense Of Proportion, might be a two-fer offer if you're lucky...

Please let me be there when pop into the police and report this

@username12345T

You can send some spring loaded jizz (I just looked up the company) - I am so tempted to send it to someone who is pissing me off.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Does the sender have to donate the jizz? Or does someone from the company - ahem - cum up with it???

How long have you been with him @AlexaNow
Just wondering why you think an ex of several months? Years? Would send this to him now?

I’d be more concerned it was a more recent ex that he was cheating with!

I did this to my ex mil 😂

Glitter can cause blindness.

I don't care its got less than 100 posts...

@mnhq. Classics. Pretty please