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Found this in a jar of pasta sauce.

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GeorgeandHarold66 · 29/04/2021 17:48

Anybody want to hazard a guess what it is? I feel a bit sick Envy

Found this in a jar of pasta sauce.
Found this in a jar of pasta sauce.
Found this in a jar of pasta sauce.
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mam0918 · 30/04/2021 19:34

@TangledUp789

Don’t cut it up or mess around with it, like people are suggesting. I imagine the manufacturer would probably want you to post it to them to be looked at.
My mam works as an inspector in factories and she says NEVER send it back... they will just make it conveniantly disappear.

You report things to the relivent inspection agency not the company that made the product.

TagsMum · 30/04/2021 19:35

Oh gosh that looks disgusting!

I found little snails on my peach from sainsburys and some kind of bee/insect on my mini cucumber from lidl. Shock I sent pictures to the shops and they sent me a voucher. I'm off to try and find the photos!

sophs29 · 30/04/2021 19:46

I just ate a lovely mousakka and every lump and bump had me questioning it after this post 😂😭

Tomasinabombadil · 30/04/2021 19:49

@BlackeyedPetitsPois

That pic of the underside reminds me of a sun dried tomato. Maybe it’s one of those with some tomato seeds stuck on it?
I was thinking sun dried tomato as well and then then saw your comment🤔
GeorgeandHarold66 · 30/04/2021 19:53

Globby is mortally offended that you think he's something as pedestrian as a sun dried tomato!!

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BrimFullOfAsher · 30/04/2021 19:56

@TagsMum ON is so much more understandable (acceptable?) than IN though 😬

Justmuddlingalong · 30/04/2021 20:03

Holy shit. The picture of the clavate tortoise beetle looks like it. And it feeds on tomato plants. Boak.

MountIronSolo01 · 30/04/2021 20:08

Looks a bit like some ingredients that have overcooked and clogged up during manufacturing.

OddestSock · 30/04/2021 20:09

It's a vagina. You have a vagina in your pasta sauce.

Or should i be correctly calling it a vulva?

QuentinBunbury · 30/04/2021 20:12

I think its that beetle too if you look at Google images

Ddot · 30/04/2021 20:24

Bugs get in veg, fact of life. If bugs won't eat it, why would you want to. Bet you didn't know their is a permitted amount of bug carcasses allowed in jam and peanut butter

FizzyApricot · 30/04/2021 20:32

@Ddot

Bugs get in veg, fact of life. If bugs won't eat it, why would you want to. Bet you didn't know their is a permitted amount of bug carcasses allowed in jam and peanut butter
What? How many is it? None?
FizzyApricot · 30/04/2021 20:33

I can never at crunchy peanut butter again

AdoraBell · 30/04/2021 20:36

I second to sending Globby to an agency rather than back to the company.

Decades ago I had a takeaway with a chopped wasp. Took it back, assistant grabbed it, removed the wasp and said “nope, there’s nothing in the food”.

DentonsFringeArnottsWaistcoat · 30/04/2021 20:39

Hmmm.... there was going to be broccoli with it if that helps at all?
Jesus H Christ, what do you serve with Pizza? Carrots?
Grin

Pinkfluff76 · 30/04/2021 20:47

That made my stomach turn 🤮

ScienceSensibility · 30/04/2021 20:51

@Valmur

Ah yes...a kundus
👏👏👏👏👏👏

Genius. Just genius.

You know, Mumsnet posters are some of the wittiest people around. These responses are hilarious.

MammaSchwifty · 30/04/2021 20:53

*It's a vagina. You have a vagina in your pasta sauce.

Or should i be correctly calling it a vulva?*

if that's what you think a vulva looks like, please call your GP first thing on Monday morning and ask for an urgent referral to the gaenocology department of your local hospital.

CrankyFrankie · 30/04/2021 20:58

The alien-vulva has started emitting mind control waves and OP is clearly falling under its power. This is the beginning of an alternative love story. I can see the two of them smooching dreamily on a bench by the Eiffel Tower. Then a heart-wrenching goodbye when ‘Globby*’ is forced to return and face punishment for trying to infiltrate humanity. Stay strong OP! You’ll always have Pa[ri]s-ta.

*not its real name

Boysgrownbutstillathome · 30/04/2021 20:59

Looks like mould to me.

CervixHaver · 30/04/2021 21:00

Spider Egg Sac

Overdale · 30/04/2021 21:00

Apparently you can have
Average of 30 or more fly eggs per 100 grams
OR
15 or more fly eggs and 1 or more maggots per 100 grams
OR
2 or more maggots per 100 grams in a minimum of 12 subsamples

jules0607 · 30/04/2021 21:10

That an environment health referral. Get the jar. Call them

GeorgeandHarold66 · 30/04/2021 21:21

@DentonsFringeArnottsWaistcoat

Hmmm.... there was going to be broccoli with it if that helps at all? Jesus H Christ, what do you serve with Pizza? Carrots? Grin
What? Yes!! Why do you ask Confused
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GeorgeandHarold66 · 30/04/2021 21:23

*It's a vagina. You have a vagina in your pasta sauce.

I do like vaginas to be fair, not usually with meatballs though.

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