What do you have to turn off that's on TV because you can't stand the sound?

[VampireTheBuffetSlayer]

I just ran into the lounge from the kitchen because QI started. I hate the theme tune, I hate the claxons. I don't know if I'd like it as a quiz show because it's like listening to nails down a chalk board.
I had to stop watching Eastenders because of all the shouting.
Sports aren't great but football is a no go because of the crowd noise. Just as well DP isn't a football fan!
Anyone else got anything they have to turn off?

@Bluntness100

Sports commentators. I hate the way they get all excited and start shouting fast. It really really friggen annoys me. 😂

I so agree, even though I live with a TV sports journalist I literally never watch his output on TV, but sometimes he works from home and records his reports here. Honestly I wouldn't recognise him from his voiceovers even though we've been married 25+ years. There is an accepted "style" I wish someone new would come in and encourage them all to calm the fuck down.

Countdown theme tune! It makes me go weird, can’t explain how, but I get a weird physical sensation of impending doom. Bizarre! 🤦🏻‍♀️

BluntlySpoken oh wow, I get real rage when I hear a motorbike razzing around at full speed! I just want to scream and swear my head off!! 🤬🤬🤬

Alan Carr...that voice!

Eastenders...cannot bare all the shouting
Boris/Trump 🤢

The theme tune to The Good Fight. I ducking hate it. It starts off fine, then gets louder and louder until I literally shout "for fuck sake shut up!" at the tv. DH skips it now but it's one of those sounds that feels like it actually hurts my ears.

Ducking...? Bloody phone

Mastermind.
I can’t sand the booming drum they play when the contestant walks from their chair to THE chair.

The Simpson’s I fuck9ng hate it shouty unfunny, don’t get me started. Thank god even dh has started watching or listening to other things.

@Tisforptarmigan

Football.

Just come on here to say football. The crowd noise is so irritating. Chanting, singing, jeering, those bloody horns... They even add fake crowd noise on TV to ‘enhance the viewing experience’. Hate it.

Every sodding Netflix show has a crazy loud "Du-Dungggggg!!!" At the start even if you're hovering over a potential show and it starts straight away. I mute until dialogue starts.

The loud piercing singing of the Neighbours opening credits, sung by Bea, one of the characters. DH and I make a dive for the remote each time, to put it on mute.

On the rare occasions we watch terrestrial TV live all the adverts, theme tune to the news on BBC and F1 due to the new commentator, he is so awful even a preview gets muted. If we put the TV on and Eastenders comes on its muted even before we change channels and I'm an Eastender

Ben Shepard's presenting on tipping point - I like him in other things but tipping point gives me the rage, it's like watching paint dry and he is so patronising and repetitive.
Family guy
Perf with surf
Frankie Boyle
Matt lucas doing the voiceover for bake off in a singsong voice as if he is reading a bedtime story (I watch it tho but mute him)

I should stop now

Agree with many of these.
Also Stacey Dooley (because of voice) and Lenny Henry (everything). Gok Wan as well - awful.
My DM would never listen to or watch Noel Edmonds or Bob Monkhouse.
So many adverts are dreadful.

haribo advert with their stupid voices.

Everything! I hate tv full stop!

I forgot David Jason.

Two people have me diving for the remote and both answer to Danny.

1. Danny Dyer. With particular reference to “Der Wawl”

1. Danny Sebastian who single handedly makes any episode of Bargain Hunt he’s on totally unwatchable.

Covid ads / public health ads.

Anything to do with Covid actually.

Sports - particularly football and rugby.

EastEnders!!!! It's so depressing and shouty!

The incessant drone of the crowd when football is on.

Peleton ads....uuurrgh

Oral B ‘but what can I do to look after my teeth?’ advert. Aargh....

Any Peloton/Dormeo mattress adverts. They are always, always on.

M&S adverts: ‘this is not just any Prosecco, this is Marks and Spencer’s Prosecco’ etc etc, by ridiculously breathy narrator.

‘The Champions’ theme tune, something to do with football. I run for the hills.

Any sort of low ‘droning’ sound that they use in a lot of dramatic situations on tv programmes, to build suspense etc.

Unnecessarily shouty tv presenters: Davina McColl, Greg Wallace etc. Plus Barry Scott on the old Cillit Bang advert.

James Martin, always talking about when he ‘was at catering college’.

Robert Peston: get your words out mate!

@AngeloMysterioso yes I felt like this when I used to watch with my dd who is thankfully out of the cbeebie stage 😂😂

The moneyverse advert. She sounds like she's gritting her teeth whilst talking babyishly to a toddler

James O'Brien the way he quickly adds the time to the end of a sentence as though it's punctuation

Any sport cheering.

Football commentators trying cautiously to add interesting tidbits in the boring bits then abandoning the fact half way through to start talking really loudly because somebody got the ball. God it's boring.