What do you have to turn off that's on TV because you can't stand the sound?

[VampireTheBuffetSlayer]

I just ran into the lounge from the kitchen because QI started. I hate the theme tune, I hate the claxons. I don't know if I'd like it as a quiz show because it's like listening to nails down a chalk board.
I had to stop watching Eastenders because of all the shouting.
Sports aren't great but football is a no go because of the crowd noise. Just as well DP isn't a football fan!
Anyone else got anything they have to turn off?

@Gladimnotcampinginthisweather

LunaNorth and what's wrong with coming from Hull? 😉

Nothing at all but the way that narrator intones (is that the right word?) her sentences so that everything is super dramatic just makes her, and her accent, sound incredibly annoying!

The Haribo adverts with kids voices dubbed over. I feel like chucking the telly out the window. So fucking annoying.

Bosch advert gets silenced. People biting into things - magnum ice creams and there's a woman biting an apple that's horrendous too.

Boris Johnson. The sound of his voice makes me want to scream.

Motor racing. Sets my teeth on edge

When the BBC show local news and play random music and dogs barking.

Sarah Millican. The sound of her voice makes me irrationally angry. Can’t be in the same room.

Any coronovirus ad. Fucking sick to death of them.

Stephen Fry - too many reasons
David Cameron and Jeremy Corbyn -whiny voices
Radio /James O’Brien - his voice puts my teeth on edge.

Kissing noises on Love Island.

And anything with the slightest bit of bass on DH’s stupidly expensive Bose sound system. It gives me a massive headache even when it’s not on loud.

Most adverts but especially those for baby stuff. They are always so cloying and simpering it makes me want to scream.

I’m in Ireland and cannot stand the sound of Angelus bell ringing at 6pm every evening right before the news, it gives me the rage

I went to schools run by the Sisters of Mercy (the name is a sick joke if yo ask me) so had to take part in the Angelus at 11.55 every day - I feel your pain even without hearing it.

Can I mention the radio? The Archers theme tune. Also any Radio 4 play / series with a child in it, obviously played by a woman. Oh and the 'BBC American accent' it's not on as much but in my childhood there were various series like Pollyanna where everyone spoke in this fake American accent.

Radio-wise, I can’t stand hearing Sarah Jarvis, the GP on the Jeremy Vine show.

Her saliva clicks. It’s unbearable.

I saw your title and thought 'QI'.

V similar to lots of others here. My list:

Eastenders (the shouting)
Mrs Brown’s Boys
One Show ( just too perky, like a kid’s tv programme but aimed at adults)
Bing (the whining)
Current Co-op adverts where the voiceover is trying so hard to sound warm and northern that it’s like she’s putting it on
Most performance based competitions, like X Factor (the noisy perkiness)
Gregg Wallace
Keith Lemon (big time)

That teatime tv show with Alexander Arnold who has to read out the answers multiple times in his annoying smug voice. You can read it on the screen but yet he repeats it again, loves the sound of his own voice

Football.

The one show

Anything coronavirus/NHS/government - just fuck off already

That alarm advert where the word "burgled" is mentioned about a million times. As in "hello, have you been burgled?" "Yes, burglars have burgled our house" etc

Keith Lemon.

The EastEnders theme tune.

Piers Morgan and Arlene Foster.

Go Compare man - can't fucking stand him. Jimmy Carr's laugh. Frankie Boyle.

Anyone currently in Government.

Can't stand Tenable and that presenter saying " you are terrible at tenable " and the noise when it counts up the answers.

Alan Carr and the match of the day theme tune

Lorraine Kelly and Alison Hammond, fake overly happy people in the morning