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Your day will never be as awesome as Orlando Blooms

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Respectmyauthoritah · 21/03/2021 21:24

I swear I actually HEARD my eyes rolling into the back of my head after the first paragraph.

Your day will never be as awesome as Orlando Blooms
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AccountCreateUsername · 23/03/2021 19:21

The Tom baker one is fucking brilliant!

Fridacaninelo · 23/03/2021 19:37

Take it you've all seen this gem.

Your day will never be as awesome as Orlando Blooms
Coldwinterahead1 · 23/03/2021 19:39

Only sexy as a blonde elf.

Respectmyauthoritah · 23/03/2021 19:46

Oh, the Tom Baker one is weirdly beautiful.

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groundcontroltomontydon · 23/03/2021 20:02

Tom Baker's day sounds like an episode of Toast of London Smile
I imagine all those 'day in the life of a juice-swilling avocado botherer' articles to be written while the author is picking pasty crumbs off their onesie with a wet finger

00100001 · 23/03/2021 20:03

@Fridacaninelo

Take it you've all seen this gem.
No wonder she's hungry at 11 and 3. She's eating less than a hamster
MrsRockAndRoll · 23/03/2021 20:48

Oh the rich white male privilege....... and Amazon

littlemisslozza · 24/03/2021 08:53

This made me smile in today's Times2!

Your day will never be as awesome as Orlando Blooms
Your day will never be as awesome as Orlando Blooms
littlemisslozza · 24/03/2021 08:54

Photos are the wrong order, sorry

apalledandshocked · 24/03/2021 10:17

[quote EsmaCannonball]I wonder if Katy would rather be married to Tom Baker?

cuttingsarchive.org/index.php/A_Life_in_the_Day_of_Tom_Baker[/quote]
Thats more "day in the head of" than "day in the life of"

3CCC · 24/03/2021 10:23

@littlemisslozza

This made me smile in today's Times2!
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Clymene · 24/03/2021 11:32

Oh that's brilliant GrinGrin

justanotherneighinparadise · 25/03/2021 22:35

@littlemisslozza

This made me smile in today's Times2!
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MadreDios · 04/04/2021 19:53

Compare-contrast

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/apr/04/sunday-with-stacey-solomon-all-the-dogs-and-kids-pile-into-our-bed

Stacey sounds like the rest of us thank God Smile

eatsleepread · 04/04/2021 22:31

Dick!

Horehound · 04/04/2021 22:33

I'm pretty sure Orlando was trolling....

Lucaslucas1612 · 04/04/2021 22:52

OMG! I used to really like him, until I read that. What a dick.

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