Unpopular opinions...

[CatsNotDogs]

I know this has been done before but it's Saturday morning and I'm BORED. Fucking bored. Also feeling sorry for myself because the cat has fallen out with me. Here are a few of my tame ones:

Line of Duty is shit
I don't like dogs
Snapped and farted wasn't funny
Baby showers are fucking hideous
Ross Geller is the best Friend 👌

Friends isn’t funny
Cauliflower rice is f*cking rotten
Christmas is shit
Flavoured gin is for people that don’t like gin
Air fryers are crap

Oh also... a woman should NOT ask a man out. If he wants you you'll know.

Cats are disgusting
Dogs are horrible

Mrs Brown's Boys is about as unfunny as it gets.

Baths are boring and I come out more tense than when I went in.
Instagram is pointless.

Tomato ketchup is grim.
I have twigs in a vase and I do not care.

Prosecco is what I imagine cat piss tastes like

Acrylic nails look stupid

Wall sticker quotes are tacky (live, laugh, love / family is everything bla bla)

Love island is absolutely shite and anyone who watches it must be low on brain cells

Cringey pregnancy announcements/ tacky pregnancy photo shoots/ gender reveal parties & baby showers are self absorbed and ridiculous

Instagram influencers in general

Men who game aren't sexy.
Harry Potter is ridiculous.

Schools should all go back on 8th
Gin and wine are both horrible
Ant and Dec are overrated
As is New York
Coffee isn't nice either

Gender reveals - literally nobody but you cares.
Prosecco (or any other drink referred to as ‘bubbles’ which isn’t champagne).
‘Date Night’ between cohabiting couples and the need to Instagram it with a pic of a glass of aforementioned ‘bubbles’.
Snapped and Farted was astoundingly unfunny.
Cupcakes are shit.

The Queen is over rated
The Beatles are over rated
Weddings are boring
Cupcakes and most puddings are a waste of calories

if music no longer existed I wouldn't miss it.

Orlando - biggest waste of money ever, couldn’t wait to board the flight home.

I felt that way about Tunisia, was so pissed off that I spent money going there and didn't get a single bit of enjoyment from it.

Obesity is a lifestyle choice, not an illness.

@horridhorrid

Mrs Brown's Boys is about as unfunny as it gets.

I suspect this is a very popular opinion. It's shite.

Jam on toast is rank

Lip fillers make people look like Donald Duck/a fish
Pouty side on photos are embarrassing, particularly when taken using a mirror
Eldorado deserved another season for comedy value alone

Game of thrones was shit

If you get involved with a married man knowingly then you deserve everything you get

Minecraft is boring

Agree on Love Island... it is an absolutely fucking disgraceful program. It should be banned.

I quite like the names Kevin and Keith (always made fun of on baby name threads)

I think the world would be a boring place if people were all the same

Pantene and Head and Shoulders are good hair products

Most people in the EU and North America will never know what it is like to be a minority group and trodden upon everyday.

There is too much food available at the expense of the developing world

Many developing world leaders do not care about their populations. They just want their family to study abroad and cream the crop of life.

British universities are predominantly a business and secondly a networking institution, and thirdly a learning institution.

1. Adele is overrated and her music is boring. Dreading her making a comeback.
2. You do not need to iron baby/children’s clothing.
3. Most TV is shit. Wouldn’t watch The Voice / Masked Singer / I’m a Celeb / BGT / Strictly if I was paid
4. Carpets are horrendous

Strawberries are rank

Westlife are fabulous

Trans people should be allowed to be who they are however, female sex born women also deserve to be recognised and not eliminated.

This government has totally fucked up.

There is nothing good about snow.

It's impossible to choose between McDreamy and McSteamy

Love Island is shit.

So is Married at first sight.

So is TOWIE, Geordie Shore etc.

Simon Cowell is always right.

So is Piers Morgan (these days).

Gary Barlow was always the best one.

Charles Dickens books are depressing dulge.

It would be simply spiffing to be in a Famous Five book right now.

Lip fillers make you look utterly ridiculous.

Jesy from Little Mix was the best one.

• Humans should not allow animals to lick their faces
• Baby showers are dreadful, as are gender reveals, 3 and 4d scans.