One liners and quick posts on MN that have made you laugh?

[Snooks1971]

As in... tickled you.. have a wry inwards smile.. dare I say it have a silent chuckle? I don’t drink tea and so have never spat it out

There are tons... one from this week is from a thread where the teenagers had drunk all the milk at 2am leaving none for the OPs morning tea. What tickled me was a different poster empathising and saying that in a different thread the other OP had retaliated by “aggressively hoovering” outside their teen’s bedroom door.

Aggressively hoovering. Love it.

Im in bits😂😂

[quote ChristMyArse]@Snooks1971 here you go 😁[/quote]
OMG that bonnet! Always makes me laugh- plus the comment about the bastard chick outrunning it's pal. Mumsnet finest.

@ButterflyRabbit oh my god, that Boden post - I’ve just read it in it’s entirety. Hilarious! 😂😂😂

Aw. The Biden thread made me nostalgic.

The shoeless orphans was hysterical 🤣🤣

Biden🙄

Sign of the times.

In the recent post “Guess what I’ve been sent”
Fossilised fannies
And
It look like a burst pastie
I howled

@Landlockedinlockdown

@HeadNorth

Does anyone remember the sinister Easter bonnet thread? The OP said she thought the Easter bonnet she had made of a fox and chickens was a bit scary. A photo was demaned - I wish I could find it - it was hilariously OTT and the responses were brilliant.

That thread made me fall in love with Mumsnet. This year I made DD an a sinister Easter bonnet in homage

[quote ChristMyArse]@Snooks1971 here you go 😁[/quote]
I'm quite proud of my rendition. I failed on the green grass. We did try sticking actual grass to the bonnet but it didn't really work.

Because realism was important.

The one with the husband eating bird fat balls almost ended me when I read it originally - he thought they were ‘artisan Scotch eggs’ 😂

@FossilisedFanny glad to see I’m not the only one who enjoyed that “gem” of a post.

I’m ashamed of myself... I hate puns
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I have a memory of a thread that was bloody brilliant. It’s on the tip of my memory and I can’t quite grab it. Something to do with a tiny baby’s hands and something the GP asked the mum to do. Any ideas?

@sproutpie I'm sure that was the same thread as the sucking the dentist's finger incident. Can't remember what she did with the tiny hands though!

@Sproutpie

I have a memory of a thread that was bloody brilliant. It’s on the tip of my memory and I can’t quite grab it. Something to do with a tiny baby’s hands and something the GP asked the mum to do. Any ideas?

Is it this one from @Northernsoullover?

"I've told this story before on here under an old user name. When my youngest was around 5 months old he was really unwell so duly trotted off to the GP. I had the baby on my lap as I was talking to the GP and he wanted to look in his throat. He said 'right if you could put one hand on his head and the other on his stomach so I can have a look in his mouth'. I took him at his word and took one of my baby's teeny tiny hands and placed it on his head and the other teeny hand on his stomach.
I sort of posed him. The GP looked at me and said 'No Northern, YOUR hands' and looked at me like I had a screw loose.
That GP always spoke really slowly to me after that as if I didn't have control of my faculties..."
😆
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4043825-What-s-the-most-mortifying-situation-you-ve-ever-found-yourself-in?msgid=100634790#100634790

Argh yes!! It was something to do with posing the baby at the GPs? I remember I was crying with laughter. I remember the line 'I sort of posed him'

Crying with laughter. Only problem is I'm sitting in my baby's room in the dark trying to get him back to sleep. May have to revisit this brilliant thread later 😂

X posted with @CandidaAlbicans2. Thank you!

@Diverseopinions haha I remember this one too

the OP said something like I’ve never heard of a badger who asks for a finger up the bum.

I've just come back from the latest Masked Singer thread, and my mind is now painting some very scary pictures

From the dolphin thread:

A friend of mine hates dolphins as their skin looks too tight

This really tickled me.

I think this thread has been made of the back of this one...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4163885-To-complain-to-Sainsbury-s-about-their-Valentine-s-balloons

Here is the ‘Hugo’ thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/baby_names/3124765-long-name-for-hugo

"Tin-plated fanny"

Said about a woman who complained that her new bf didnt give her an hour of PIV sex like her previous bf did.

It was my hedge that people kept shagging in! Definitely not a badger but that thread did cheer me up in a time of voyeuristic distress