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One liners and quick posts on MN that have made you laugh?

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Snooks1971 · 11/02/2021 20:03

As in... tickled you.. have a wry inwards smile.. dare I say it have a silent chuckle? I don’t drink tea and so have never spat it out Smile

There are tons... one from this week is from a thread where the teenagers had drunk all the milk at 2am leaving none for the OPs morning tea. What tickled me was a different poster empathising and saying that in a different thread the other OP had retaliated by “aggressively hoovering” outside their teen’s bedroom door.

Aggressively hoovering. Love it.

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HeadNorth · 12/02/2021 19:33

Does anyone remember the sinister Easter bonnet thread? The OP said she thought the Easter bonnet she had made of a fox and chickens was a bit scary. A photo was demaned - I wish I could find it - it was hilariously OTT and the responses were brilliant.

MamaNewtNewt · 12/02/2021 19:34

@Reality

Off you fuck then, cuntychops was me!

Massive round of applause - this is one of my favourites!

It just says this is not the place for you in such a polite, non-aggressive way even using the word cuntychops GrinGrinGrin

A thread in the last few days where the OP was sent a pic of her friends children in the bath with the husband's penis accidentally showing. There were loads of hilarious replies including a discussion on whether a penis floats in the bath, to which one poster said "More of a "submerged hover" when sat in the bath I'd say.

They certainly don't bob around on the surface looking like a cold Duncan Goodhew."

I keep thinking about it and chuckling.

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Snooks1971 · 12/02/2021 19:55

[quote RandomGirl]@Pebbledashery it made my day! As has this post, I was feeling a bit sorry for myself and thought, I’ll search for something on Mumsnet for something humorous and this came up like a shining beacon to save me! I also just went and bought Prosecco for the occasion! 🥂[/quote]
@RandomGirl that thread is in Classics too! I saw it today looking for the Style/Beauty thread.... hold the line caller…

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Snooks1971 · 12/02/2021 19:57

Oh god I meant to tag @HeadNorth about the sinister Easter bonnet thread sorry

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Snooks1971 · 12/02/2021 20:01

This is it
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/937597-Sinister-Easter-bonnet
But for some techy reason you can’t view the photo of said sinister bonnet.
I think someone has a screenshot though??

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ChocBeforeCock · 12/02/2021 20:04

David Cameron having a face like a freshly wanked cock

Brilliant!

Also loved when a poster said they didn’t fancy Cillian Murphy as he looks like a freshly waxed vagina.

thenightsky · 12/02/2021 20:07

@MechantGourmet

Slubber was the queen of the high sift! *@OccultGnuAsWell*
Oh yes. That was brilliant and must be about 15 years ago!
MrsMackesy · 12/02/2021 20:17

I had forgotten about Dolphins! I was on that in a previous incarnation. I found it surreal, especially as someone who had grown up with Flipper.

CassandraCross · 12/02/2021 20:19

Pirate noises during sex thread was very funny.

ChristMyArse · 12/02/2021 20:23

@Snooks1971 here you go 😁

One liners and quick posts on MN that have made you laugh?
RandomGirl · 12/02/2021 20:35

@TokyoSushi haaa!!! Brilliant!! I can lucite that exactly!! Grin

Mydogneedsabath · 12/02/2021 20:35

Thankyou that’s really cheered me up, I’m sniggering away here.

RandomGirl · 12/02/2021 20:36

@TokyoSushi ‘lucite’?! God knows... I meant picture Hmm

RandomGirl · 12/02/2021 20:41

@HmmSureJan

"Well woof to you lady!" I can't even remember why she said it but it was in response to some one posting something snarky on her thread Grin
This has actually made me chuckle to the point of producing a tiny tear! 😂
Dailyhandtowelwash · 12/02/2021 20:42

Many years ago a poster shared a picture of an appalling Peppa Pig cake she’d paid to have made - it may be in Classics. It was funny enough but then either the baker or someone close to them popped up on the thread to defend it which turned out not to be a sensible move.

RandomGirl · 12/02/2021 20:49

@MechantGourmet

"Who are you? The Grammer Police? [sic]"

And the thread asking what to do with three mangoes, and quick as a flash someone hecate says "juggle them" Grin
OP was not amused in any way!

I think the potato baby may have been mine Blush
DS looked like a potato until he was about two, poor soul.

‘Juggle them’!!! Haaa! Another post that’s made me laugh out loud this evening!

I sooo needed this post today - thank you everyone! 😂

FLOrenze · 12/02/2021 20:52

My favourite was the one about the Mafia running the PTA. No-one was allowed to make a lemon drizzle cake except the Chair. She got her revenge bu spelling out a very rude message in the letters on the bunting.

RobinHobb · 12/02/2021 20:54

Has anyone mentioned
My husband ate the fat balls?

It was amazing.
She made the fat balls for the birds. DH ate them and commented they were a bit greasy....

wellahair · 12/02/2021 21:01

There was a thread on here months ago about why the posters didn't go on a second date and one of the posters said

"He picked me up in a really old massive Mercedes, something Saddam Hussein would have driven about one in"

Still makes me chuckle thinking about it.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/02/2021 21:02

@EssentialHummus

When a bloke who works in IT tried to do an AMA, and one of the responses was along the lines of “Oh, thank goodness you’re here! Til now I’ve just been bashing my tits on the keyboard and hoping for the best.”
Oh that was a string of pearls if I remember rightly. He came to edumacate us silly females and got his arse served with a side order of snark.
WitchWife · 12/02/2021 21:10

@Snooks1971

This is it www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/937597-Sinister-Easter-bonnet But for some techy reason you can’t view the photo of said sinister bonnet. I think someone has a screenshot though??
This never fails to make me wheeze with laughter. My favourite COMMENT on the thread was “the chick on the left knows that all he has to do is outrun the one on the right. what a little bastard he is.”
TableFlowerss · 12/02/2021 21:16

@GeorgeMichaelsEspadrille

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2899062-is-my-hedgehog-fucked-pics

OP is concerned that her Hedgehog cake is fucked (and it is a bit). First response "Dunno about fucked, but certainly looks like it was taken by surprise!"

And it goes on from there with the classic MN combination of helpful tips and piss-take.

I’m crying at that now too!
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Snooks1971 · 12/02/2021 21:29

[quote ChristMyArse]@Snooks1971 here you go 😁[/quote]
Oh my fuckin god, it’s scarier than I remembered
One thousand thankyous @ChristMyArse

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Snooks1971 · 12/02/2021 21:31

@wellahair

There was a thread on here months ago about why the posters didn't go on a second date and one of the posters said

"He picked me up in a really old massive Mercedes, something Saddam Hussein would have driven about one in"

Still makes me chuckle thinking about it.

I love this. So wrong but so right.
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RandomGirl · 12/02/2021 21:39

@Flesh

One thread started with the OP saying I've just seen two women both in wheelchairs having a fist fight.

First reply was do you live in Scotland?

Really made me laugh.

Hahaha!! This is the umpteenth post that has made me laugh out loud this evening! 😂😂
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