Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Fred Bassett
Daddy or chips ?

Cheese every time.

Should I buy a dog?

You need 101 Dalmatians.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get his Covid jab at the vaccination centre.

Why has my arm gone bright red & lumpy again where I had my Covid jab, even though I had it 2 weeks ago?

Becsuse they actually injected you with itching powder.

Can I go to bed now?

No, you have to stay up until 2.34 precisely.

What should I do to my hair when the hairdresser reopens?

Have it all shaved off.

Where do I want to move to?

The Antarctic
Why am I so tired?

Because the piranhas keep biting your toes

Why am I on Mumsnet when I should be working?

Because somewhere in these message boards lies the answer to life, the universe and everything

Why does Easter chocolate somehow taste better than regular chocolate?

Because the bunnies sprinkle fairy dust in it
Why does Lucozade zero taste so crap?

It needs glitter to add sparkle.

What shall I have for tea?

Pigs Trotters on a bed of beetroot followed by a wallnut whip
How many Easter eggs will Boris get?

132 (aka all the ones that he bought, but then didn't give out to his children).

How can I make my tiny garden bigger?

Annexe next door's garden. I'm sure your neighbours won't mind.

Who has stolen my energy as I feel like someone has taken my batteries out?

Because he wants to shoot the whole day down.

Is there life on Mars?

Oops replying to wrong post. 🙄

There is a very advanced life form on Mars but they are playing an inter planetary game of hide and seek
Does Pluto care that scientists on earth no longer consider it a planet ?

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Noodles. Pizzas have been taken out of the equation.

How does NASA pronounce Uranus?

Bottom

Why is your funny bone called your funny bone?

Because it loves telling knock-knock jokes.

Who let the dogs out?

Bryan.

What time shall I leave for work today?

Yesterday
What should I have for lunch?

Smoked mackerel curry if you are in the office.

Why do people keep phoning me when I man the phones at work?

Because they like to hear your voice
What should I do on Easter Sunday?