Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 5

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Previous question: When will bearlyactive start a new thread?

My answer: Give it a few weeks. Or months. Maybe she'll wait until NYE 2022 actually.

My question: Why are you people so impatient?

Only if we can go to the Easter Parade.

There's no place like home?

Only if your home is in Kansas
Are we off to see the Wizard?

Take the second star on the right and straight on till morning

What’s your happy thought?

Watership Down
Let's do the Time warp again?

Only if we aren’t stuck with Bill and Ted.

Dr Who?

Dr No
Will Somebody come and take these chesse and chive pretzels away before I eat the lot?

That's me ringing the doorbell if you are wondering. Well you did issue me a summons invitation & I hope there are some pretzels left.

Shall we all meet up in x2boys garden on Monday? (Though it can only be 6 of us)

Yes let's meet in my Garden
Should I provide cheese and chive pretzels?

As long as there's a vegan option...

How much is that doggie in the window?

Ask the cat sat on the mat

Does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?

Only purple rain
Did Thin Lizzy used to.be Fat Lizzy?

Ask the badger in her garden.

Does she sell seashells by the seashore?

When Michael rowed his boat ashore he squashed the shells so no.

Why am I scunnered?

Because your hoover has just been sick all over the cat, the cat absolutely shrieked out by being covered in dust & household detritus has run straight up your curtains & dislodged the curtain rail. The curtain rail has fallen on your DH/DW/DP/DWhoevers head & they've dropped their coffee on the tv & the tv has exploded & spewed glass into your glass of wine.
That's why you are so scunnered that you now have a right bag on.

Should I get a Dyson or a Shark?

Depends how big your bath is.

Should I be scared that my 8&9yos have favourite knives?!?

You can run, but you can’t hide.

Why do only fools and horses work?

Because Rodney's a plonker
Why did Trigger call Rodney Dave ?

Because Dave is Rodney's identical twin brother who refused to be on the TV programme as he's an upstanding citizen.

What time will I wake tomorrow?

If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying?

My dog as everything is all about her
Why does my dog think our family life revolves around her ?

Because she's a bitch.

Tea or coffee?

Fizzy water ( actually that's a true answer as I dislike tea and coffee)
Why do I dislike tea and coffee?

No bubbles.

Will you be meeting in groups of six on Monday?

Sunday, Monday, happy days
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days
Thursday, Friday, happy days...

Why does Mr Grumpy hate Mondays?

He’s Garfield’s roommate

Garfield or Odie?