Lodger has a ONS in his room

[EachandEveryone]

And normally it wouldn’t bother me but he’s already bubbled with his TA at work. I knew something was a miss when I got up at 530 for work and one of the stray cats from out side was asleep on my kitchen chair! Normally he’s so good he lets me know if someone’s staying and he hasn’t had anyone over since this lockdown. Should I say anything I can hear them having a good time or should I just turn the radio up and get ready for work?😃

I'm sure I've seen this young man on tinder

I’m off to watch Father Ted now night!

This thread is hilarious. Just what I needed!

Enjoy, and thanks for the chuckles!

@Orchidflower1

So the person he has formed an illegal bubble with has a family. It gets worse.

If this is true - Bang on the door and remind them you work for the nhs and it’s a pandemic ffs.

How is it an illegal bubble with his TA? For all we know, she may be a single parent - it's perfectly legal for a single parent to form a support bubble with another adult regardless of whether the other adult lives alone.

Hey EachandEveryone, I've enjoyed your thread, but I think you should ask HQ to take down the photo of your lodger, if he's a teacher he could get into a bit of trouble for breaking covid rules.

I would hate for that to happen so thanks for the heads up. I don’t think he did really if she’s in his bubble and he never leaves the house except for work and grocery shopping same as me really! And I’m sure if I had someone else to get into a bubble over here with me I would 😀

I'd definitely shag your lodger if he looked like afore mentioned greys anatomy man

Take the photo down!!

Have asked. Work bubbles are confusing when you think of it. I work with at least ten different staff a day so what’s my bubble? Obviously it’s a health care environment and it’s different everyday so is there a bubble there or not? I’ve even stopped getting lifts from people as none of us are really clear how that works.

It's not a photo of the actual fucking lodger

@JiminyLeeCricket have you RTFT?

(Unless the photo has been removed now, there is one of him just a few comments above yours...)

Apologies!! It didn't show on my crappy little tablet.

@Damnloginpopup

Fuck me! A cat in the kitchen means a prostitute in the bedroom?

I never, ever cease to be amazed by you lot.

🤣

@EachandEveryone

My lodger is not in the TAs although he does have plenty of time on his hands maybe I should suggest it?

I have enclosed a photo of who my lodger is the double of. I told him that last week when I asked if he wanted to give a deposit, this was only said in jest btw so don’t get excited

He looks just like my ex lodger. Is he really untidy but you let him off because he does stretching exercises in the living room?

@Damnloginpopup

Fuck me! A cat in the kitchen means a prostitute in the bedroom?

I never, ever cease to be amazed by you lot.

Erm ..how kinky is this blackcat...? Is it pussible he led lodger astray?

I think you have more troubles than a shagathon afoot. Be wary of things that are invisible in the night, OP.

@EachandEveryone does his name begin with an S?! If so I have matched him on tinder...

Oh yikes are you the woman last night?!

does he know you’ve posted his photo?

This thread has had me in stitches. Your cats are lovely OP.

Great thread

Can't sleep
This has me in stitches

"The black cat doesn’t appear to have left his box all day"

Is it alive by or dead?

I think you should kick him out, OP.

And give him my details. I have spare room in my -bed house.

Photo has gone so you will have to use your imaginations. Black cat is still in his box but not dead just statuesque. I’m blinking tired had to force myself to get up. I want a sex bubble😒