Someone has posted a tiny bag of white powder through our letterbox!

[UmmWTF]

Me and DH are freaking out a bit. At about 10pm we heard the letterbox go while we were watching TV but didn't immediately check it. We've just got up to head to bed and it's a tiny little ziplock bag (like 50p sized tiny) with white lumpy powder in it

We're going to have to call 111 in the morning arent we? Really freaked and going to struggle to sleep now!

What the actual fuck

er..i think ..i dont know what you deem incoherant. i never said she owed them anything. ive actually went as far as scroll back n check. im glad its dealt with as op saw fit..i never suggested random door posted drugs was ok.why the hell would i judge op???//-whatever

You told her not to be ridiculous.

Your posts are not clear at all. So whose judgement are you on about?

The Police are no doubt having a field day if dealers are doing business via their bank accounts. Numpties.

The is like the drug version of the 'grammar advice' thread.

I wonder if tolerable got a free sample last night as well?

If I kept it I’d be worried that I might be followed the next time I drove to Waitrose - involving a car chase that destroyed a roadside fruit stall with flying melons and being forced off the road into a random big stack of boxes by the underpass.

@draughtycatflap

If I kept it I’d be worried that I might be followed the next time I drove to Waitrose - involving a car chase that destroyed a roadside fruit stall with flying melons and being forced off the road into a random big stack of boxes by the underpass.

... And the subsequent footchase across a busy junction bringing traffic screeching to a halt and forcing a van to crash through the plate glass window of a bookie's. Don't forget that bit. With exciting background music playing.

I'd call the police, as likely it's illegal!

@frownette - i didnt call her ridiculous.i said dont be...like idf said.dont be silly.isnt saying you are silly,it suggests you have a choice,before you get to actually earning the title.dont be twatty-if you cant understand you could just scroll by. ihave difficults speech /words/typing and your highlighting it is probably helpful but i hate being like this so i get to call it twatty.and @frenchfancy -no.i never.this is not drug induced,its sweet you jumped in to bitch tho.thanks.
at draughtycatflap and jamieleecurtains.....thats now less likely than...mistakenly posting incoherant responses or ..saturday nights plans throughthe wrong door....am sure the view should slo mo the length of a manky river about now

[quote UmmWTF]@IthinkIm its a bit crystally yeah[/quote]

Sounds like MDMA. I bet dealers are doing a roaring trade at the moment.

I think you did the right thing to call 101 and get them to pick it up. You don't want that stuff hanging around your house... it's not like it's a missed Amazon package waiting for your neighbours to collect!

It was a small amount so they are not about to start a cartel war over it. Don't worry.

Twatty Whereabouts are you from? Genuinely curious as you're using slang, it's getting lost in translation. Not having a dig, it's just hard to understand.

What if they post some more tomorrow and the day after that?. But then again they might no already it’s wrong house as they will no doubt have had a call from a disgruntled customer who it was intended for.

.I would put it to one side but also bit a note on the door saying ‘wrong house’.....no one will know what your on about except the dealer.

Maybe they tip have see you about and thought you and OH a needed a cheering up

This is a bit like the food parcel thread where they received some cheese and veg and wasn’t for them but adult version

@TiersForFears1

Only phone 111 if you intend to use the powder.

This thread is brilliant. Gold!

Idk op, do you need to phone 111?

On a serious note, I’ve heard Coke is rife where I live, a naice, middle class area.

I would consider a cctv or ring system for peace of mind

Oh god this thread is premium mumsnet. Lots of terrible advice, pearl clutching, sweeping accusations about all sorts of people. Excellent.

@sofiaaaaaa

Nice to know drug dealers offer contact-free delivery, taking the pandemic seriously I see! enjoy your night OP

😂😂

Is anyone else waiting for the thread “My drugs were delivered to my neighbour and they haven't brought the package round, AIBU to knock on their door after 9pm to get them”

@ShirleyPhallus

Oh god this thread is premium mumsnet. Lots of terrible advice, pearl clutching, sweeping accusations about all sorts of people. Excellent.

@ShirleyPhallus, amongst my favourites on this thread is the suggestion that 'older' people can't be ordering up a few lines of coke as they won't have the 'tech' to do that. As in, a mobile phone.

The biggest coke-head in my street is retired. With secure broadband.

@AllThatFancyPaintsAsFair

Is anyone else waiting for the thread “My drugs were delivered to my neighbour and they haven't brought the package round, AIBU to knock on their door after 9pm to get them”

Pmsl

[quote tolerable]**@frownette* - i didnt call her ridiculous.i said dont be...like idf said.dont be silly.isnt saying you are silly,it suggests you have a choice,before you get to actually earning the title.dont be twatty-if you cant understand you could just scroll by. ihave difficults speech /words/typing and your highlighting it is probably helpful but i hate being like this so i get to call it twatty.and @frenchfancy* -no.i never.this is not drug induced,its sweet you jumped in to bitch tho.thanks.
at draughtycatflap and jamieleecurtains.....thats now less likely than...mistakenly posting incoherant responses or ..saturday nights plans throughthe wrong door....am sure the view should slo mo the length of a manky river about now[/quote]
I think the problem is that we’re not sure which posts you’re replying to as you’re not quoting them, so it gets muddled up.

@BananaPop2020

This should definitely be a case for contacting the Police. This might be a key part in any number of different things. I understand why people don’t want to have trouble on their doorstep, but is pretty sad the amount of posters who are prepared to turn a blind eye to this sort of behaviour.

'This sort of behaviour'?

It's a bit of drugs. Much like the alcohol so many happily chug down

A friend of mine is doing an online cookery class for a few mates tomorrow. One of the harder to get ingredients is coconut milk powder. One person has bought a big bag of it online and her DH was dropping little bags of it at various homes on his way back from work last night. Are you SURE it's an illegal substance and not a misdelivered korma ingredient?

@Confusedandshaken

A friend of mine is doing an online cookery class for a few mates tomorrow. One of the harder to get ingredients is coconut milk powder. One person has bought a big bag of it online and her DH was dropping little bags of it at various homes on his way back from work last night. Are you SURE it's an illegal substance and not a misdelivered korma ingredient?

It would be absolutley perfect if this was true. What part of the country are you in, we need to know if it's a possibility

Omg. I'm fully hoping it's the coconut milk powder scenario.