What makes you un-mumsnetty?

[GlummyMcGlummerson]

For me

• I park in parent and child spaces when I have my kids with me. I don't make my life harder by parking in a tiny normal space just in case that childless bloke in the Porsche 911 who runs into Asda like Linford Christie might have a better reason for it than me

• if I have a bad experience I complain. If I find my £40 steak swimming in fat with a pube in it, I don't refrain from saying anything just in case the chef has had a bad day.

• I go to the supermarket during the pandemic, I don't leave shaking and sobbing and riddled with guilt over it because I bought a Galaxy. I even take my kids with me.

• I don't "seethe" if, when the secret Santa budget is £5, I get a Bayliss and Harding gift set. I accept that £5 means limited options and I say thanks, move on and don't take it as a personal alight for years to come. I don't have the hump becauSe they didn't personally whittle a keyring from wood in the oak tree that tenderly grows in their back garden

What makes you unmumsnetty?

I respect DH's opinion and sometimes ask him for his before I do something

It's important to me that my DH finds me attractive

I have regular waxing treatments partly for me, but partly for DH's benefit

I'm not interested in babies and children

I love Surrey!

I am not in the least bit judgy!

🪅I hate Pandora jewellery, it looks cheap & tacky.
🪅If my 2 year old wants chips occasionally he can have them (its not going to make him fat)
🪅I hate all the abbreviations on here, DD, DS, DH etc etc.... its even worse when someone writes a massive post that takes 20 mins to read but then puts thoes abbreviations, that really must have saved you loads of time 🤦‍♀️
🪅 I don't drink wine, gin etc
🪅 I dont constantly post threads about 'line eyes' if you can't see anything just take another test in a few days.
🪅 My kids watch more telly than they should.
🪅 I don't watch Netflix