Omg I think I've seen it all...

[CluelessWriter]

www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/ohnut?category=self-care&color=230&type=REGULAR&size=ONE SIZE&quantity=1

Basically a cock bumper, yes? In Urban Outfitters...Wtf?!

Their other offerings are similarly hilarious

Bloody hell.....Googled ''Rubber Bullets''.....
Not the little pellets I was imagining, but like Mortars!

@Butterer

Indeed. Apologies for the misspelling! He used to wryly refer to it as the time he fucked the police... he was a very funny, dour gay man til we met. After that, he was funny, dour, and mutually too difficult to precisely categorise, other than him occasionally introducing himself, absolutely deadpan, as my gay lover ...

I have new respects for his endurance..Looking at the size of that bullet.

They are something one used to hear a lot about...I assumed them to be small and spongey, like small corks... Those look lethal.

@Butterer

Ah, inches not cm. I (very gently) retract my last post.

“Very gently” ended me. Snort!

@Sparklingbrook

I thought Urban Outfitters sold hoodies. Not stuff like this.

HA. I look at stuff like this and giggle because I have a mental image of my partner trying to hold me in that position. All I can think of is a trip to A&E for a broken penis and some broken bones.

@oakleaffy

Bloody hell.....Googled ''Rubber Bullets''..... Not the little pellets I was imagining, but like Mortars!

Look like punch bags!

I've never heard of these but sound pretty good. We have an issue due to size and though DH tries to be gentle sometimes he slips and it can be uncomfortable. This might be his Xmas present (or mine!). Thank fuck his Mum isn't coming this year. Covid has some positives 😁

@oakleaffy

Bloody hell.....Googled ''Rubber Bullets''..... Not the little pellets I was imagining, but like Mortars!

Well I suppose you'd feel the Earth move.