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Omg I think I've seen it all...

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CluelessWriter · 21/11/2020 20:26

www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/ohnut?category=self-care&color=230&type=REGULAR&size=ONE SIZE&quantity=1

Basically a cock bumper, yes? In Urban Outfitters...Wtf?!

Their other offerings are similarly hilarious Grin

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Sparklingbrook · 21/11/2020 20:50

[quote CassandraCross]**@CluelessWriter* Sparklingbrook* just posted the review I don't think it's from her own personal experienceGrin.

It looks like pile of tyres for a toy car that I wouldn't want bumping anywhere near me.[/quote]
I thought the OP meant the link worked for me. Grin I

GeidiPrimes · 21/11/2020 20:51

Ah, like the opposite of a penis sleeve then.

gamerchick · 21/11/2020 20:52

But how is it comfortable though? A bumper has to bump off something, can see that getting a bit sore after a bit

CassandraCross · 21/11/2020 20:53

Sparkling, I wondered why you didn't reactGrin.

GeidiPrimes · 21/11/2020 20:55

Is that what Grace Jones was singing about then?

Sparklingbrook · 21/11/2020 20:56

i am now browsing UO and quite like this-

Omg I think I've seen it all...
pinksparkleunicorns · 21/11/2020 20:58

It's for women who for example have endometriosis, pelvic floor problems or PTSD.

Omg I think I've seen it all...
Sparklingbrook · 21/11/2020 21:07

If you required on of those wouldn't you want one from somewhere else though? Like a medical/pharmacy type place ?

HeronLanyon · 21/11/2020 21:12

I’ve always assumed that was what grace jones was singing about (without the foam!). Not sure how you’d ‘drive it in between’.

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HeronLanyon · 21/11/2020 21:14

Well that diagram sorted it out for me I couldn’t work it out at all - makes sense ! Mobutu etc is urban outfitters doing selling it ?? It’d be a bit like going to Halfords for one - in fact I’d buy one from Halfords before a cheap (? Never been in) clothes chain.

CluelessWriter · 21/11/2020 21:14

Apologies if I misconstrued @Sparklingbrook Blush

Am really not intending to take the piss and apologies if anyone has taken my post that way...as I said have never seen anything like it and certainly wasn't expecting to on UO website!

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HeronLanyon · 21/11/2020 21:15

‘Wtf’ came out as ‘Mobutu etc’

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Elfieishere · 21/11/2020 21:16

I just looked it up and it’s essentially to make a penis ‘smaller’. Put it at the base so it can’t penetrate as far.

What a waste of a good size dick😂

NeonIcedcoffee · 21/11/2020 21:16

Why is it funny? It's just a sex toy/aid.

Am I missing something?

HeronLanyon · 21/11/2020 21:16

I think it’s brilliant - took me a few minutes of surprise to think that. What a product also. I suppose if it’s concertinaed it can be pretty effective for the man also ?

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NeonIcedcoffee · 21/11/2020 21:19

@Sparklingbrook

If you required on of those wouldn't you want one from somewhere else though? Like a medical/pharmacy type place ?
The brand seems to be 'proper' like medical grade silicone etc. You do know any shop can sell pharmaceutical stuff? Using websites like this to sell makes it more accessible.
ShaunaTheSheep · 21/11/2020 21:19

I wonder if this special offer applies:

NEW AUTUMN OFFER: Up to 40% OFF Outerwear, Party & Lounge

Sparklingbrook · 21/11/2020 21:19

Why? If I'm happy buying a vibe from UO, why not other stuff?

Thought UO sold hoodies, so was surprised to see all the other random shit they sell. Wouldn't have thought if you needed a whatever it's called that UO would be the first place to look TBH.

Sparklingbrook · 21/11/2020 21:20

You do know any shop can sell pharmaceutical stuff?

Yes of course I do, bit worrying really.Grin

Sparklfairy · 21/11/2020 21:21

Do they come in different girths? Grin

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