Omg I think I've seen it all...

[CluelessWriter]

www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/ohnut?category=self-care&color=230&type=REGULAR&size=ONE SIZE&quantity=1

Basically a cock bumper, yes? In Urban Outfitters...Wtf?!

Their other offerings are similarly hilarious

Handy tip for those who don't want to use a cock snood: measure the depth you wish him to stop at then wrap his penis with brightly coloured tape at that point, leaving a bit sticking out like a little flag- then he knows where to stop on the thrusts.

Bloody Hell.

''Stretches to 8'' wide''....That's bigger than a Baby's head.

@donquixotedelamancha

Handy tip for those who don't want to use a cock snood: measure the depth you wish him to stop at then wrap his penis with brightly coloured tape at that point, leaving a bit sticking out like a little flag- then he knows where to stop on the thrusts.

I do that to drill bit when drilling a wall...to get to the right depth for the rawlplug.

@Handsoffisback

8 inches! Step forward the lady on here whose husband has that sort of girth. I have untold numbers of questions to ask you.

Made my eyes water.

I do that to drill bit when drilling a wall...to get to the right depth for the rawlplug.

That was what gave me the idea.

@donquixotedelamancha

I do that to drill bit when drilling a wall...to get to the right depth for the rawlplug.

That was what gave me the idea.

Haha! Great minds think alike!

But could we trust him to keep his eyes on the tape??

But could we trust him to keep his eyes on the tape??

"Don't drill too hard or you will have to wear the snood"

@donquixotedelamancha

But could we trust him to keep his eyes on the tape??

"Don't drill too hard or you will have to wear the snood"

Superb!

The Snood.

Googled ''Cock snood '' and got this:

@donquixotedelamancha

But could we trust him to keep his eyes on the tape??

"Don't drill too hard or you will have to wear the snood"

I may just have traumatised the cat.

My very well hung horse isn’t even that size

Have you considered getting a donkey?

@Handsoffisback

oak I feel we may be overthinking all this 😂

I think we might be...But I needed the laughs!

@Butterer

Yep! He was made diy sex toys as a hobby too.

I had an ex from norn iron whose first sexual experiment as a teenager was sticking a rubber bullet up his arse. I winced when he told me that...

Norn Irn.....

Plenty of rubber bullets about there, sadly.