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Omg I think I've seen it all...

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CluelessWriter · 21/11/2020 20:26

www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/ohnut?category=self-care&color=230&type=REGULAR&size=ONE SIZE&quantity=1

Basically a cock bumper, yes? In Urban Outfitters...Wtf?!

Their other offerings are similarly hilarious Grin

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Diverseduvet · 21/11/2020 22:03

Ok, now I'm baffled again.

Namechangearoo · 21/11/2020 22:04

@MashedSweetSpud

You wouldn’t need it for anal because there’s no cervix involved.
But it’s about controlling penetration? So if you wanted to try anal but not immediately go for the whole length of a penis in there? So then the guy doesn’t have to think about how far he’s going in, the device stops him accidentally going too far. More relaxing for both parties I’d imagine.
borntobequiet · 21/11/2020 22:05

Never mind the bumpers, the clothes are hideous.

Sparklingbrook · 21/11/2020 22:07

I went in the UO in Cheltenham and it was not the best organised shop I have ever been in (understatement). The prices for not that great quality items of clothing were eye watering.

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MashedSweetSpud · 21/11/2020 22:12

@Namechangearoo

With anal it’s all about girth rather than length. But yeah, for nervous beginners it may help but lube and being gentle and slow is important.

Namechangearoo · 21/11/2020 22:13

@Sparklingbrook

I went in the UO in Cheltenham and it was not the best organised shop I have ever been in (understatement). The prices for not that great quality items of clothing were eye watering.
The one in Glasgow was the same the last time I was there. A real mish mash of stuff, in almost no order whatsoever. I think that’s why I’m surprised people were surprised by UO selling something like this. The one in Glasgow has clothes, books, cameras, homeware, makeup, toiletries, jewellery.... I’d absolutely not be shocked if they had sex accessories too. Nominally they’re a clothing shop I guess, but the Glasgow store seemed to have more of almost everything else than clothes!
Namechangearoo · 21/11/2020 22:14

[quote MashedSweetSpud]@Namechangearoo

With anal it’s all about girth rather than length. But yeah, for nervous beginners it may help but lube and being gentle and slow is important.[/quote]
Ahh I didn’t know that. Learn a new thing each day!

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Sparklingbrook · 21/11/2020 22:16

Yes @Namechangearoo it was kind of Primark esque. It was also Christmas so there was a range of tat available also at eye watering prices.

I thought as 'Outfitters' was in the name it would be all clothes. It's a complicated retail strategy clearly. Grin

GaryTheDemon · 21/11/2020 22:22

Is it basically a fleshlight? So only the tip is penetrating? I think it’s up for debate as to whether that’s as good as the real thing for all involved, isn’t it?

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SoulofanAggron · 21/11/2020 22:35

I think it's a good idea. I don't personally much, but some women do find depth of penetration painful.

They look ugly tho.

sophandbridge · 21/11/2020 22:35

@Butterer

To be fair that specific product is not something I'd ever seek out; I wouldn't expect to find this in Morrison's necessarily. groceries.morrisons.com/products/durex-play-delight-397219011?prevPageIndex=0 It's just in an unexpected setting/with a retailer you wouldn't normally expect to buy sex related products from.
You'd expect to find that in Tesco not Morrison's after all, every little helps.
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feelingverylazytoday · 21/11/2020 22:36

@HeronLanyon

I’ve always assumed that was what grace jones was singing about (without the foam!). Not sure how you’d ‘drive it in between’.
Lol, you assumed wrongly.
MorganKitten · 21/11/2020 22:43

I’m more surprised how yall are reacting to a sex toy

percheron67 · 21/11/2020 22:54

Sparklingbrook. It looks (the jade one) like a vase on my Ma-in-Law's window sill!

oakleaffy · 21/11/2020 23:00

Isn't that a tap attachment to stop you chipping plates on it?

donquixotedelamancha · 21/11/2020 23:01

Ohnut width stretches to 8in (20.3cm), and height of 4 rings is 2¾in (7cm) tall

If your fella's penis is 8 inches wide I can see why you wouldn't want the full length hammering away. I'd want more rings

I’m more surprised how yall are reacting to a sex toy

It's not a sex toy. It's a penetration inhibitor- like a squishy cock snood.

CluelessWriter · 21/11/2020 23:03

I think that’s why I’m surprised people were surprised by UO selling something like this

I've only set foot in one once about 2 years ago and was looking for Christmas present ideas for 16yo DD, hence my astonishment!

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oakleaffy · 21/11/2020 23:03

@Diverseduvet

Ok, now I'm baffled again.
Me too...It looks dangerous for ''Back Door'' as it has no flange to stop it disappearing up into the colon??

Isn't it more like a door stop?