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Omg I think I've seen it all...

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CluelessWriter · 21/11/2020 20:26

www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/ohnut?category=self-care&color=230&type=REGULAR&size=ONE SIZE&quantity=1

Basically a cock bumper, yes? In Urban Outfitters...Wtf?!

Their other offerings are similarly hilarious Grin

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HTH1 · 21/11/2020 21:24

Odd product, if you put several on then query whether you are actually having sex at all!

Fiftyandmore · 21/11/2020 21:25

It looks like a dog toy - the sort where you hide a treat in it

Namechangearoo · 21/11/2020 21:25

“Hilarious”, really? This is a product for people who find penetrative sex painful. How would it be any more “hurty” than regular sex? Surely your partner is putting all of his penis inside you anyway so you’d be bumping against him/his pelvis, so it’s not really very different. Agreed that this was an insensitive post and some of the comments are the same. And are we still calling people snowflakes? 🙄

UsernameRebooted · 21/11/2020 21:25

@Sparklfairy

Do they come in different girths? Grin
Penises?
Sparklingbrook · 21/11/2020 21:25

Yes I am not going to be Googling supermarkets looking for sex toys any time soon either.

Fiftyandmore · 21/11/2020 21:25

Actually, depending on your point of view, I suppose you do hide a treat of sorts in it

Aridane · 21/11/2020 21:27

@picklemewalnuts

I have a seriously prudish iPad. It won't let me see!
Same here!
Fiftyandmore · 21/11/2020 21:27

It's not that the product is so outlandish - I can quite see it could help a lot of people, it's the fact it's from Urban Outfitters.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 21/11/2020 21:28

I’d buy one from Halfords before a cheap (? Never been in) clothes chain

Nah - the type of rubber Halfords sell is black and ribbed and much firmer

Gets coat and looks up opening hours

Wherrsmaclickypen · 21/11/2020 21:34

I appreciate it wasnt your intention but as a post-menopausal woman who had endometriosis and mahoosive painful fibroids and is now cervix-less following a total hysterectomy with all that has entailed discomfort wise, I thank you for posting. As I didnt know this product existed, and can absolutely see how it might help. I dont give a shit that it is odd Urban Outfitters stock it 🤣 Perhaps they have a sympathetic, ground breaking Head of Merchandising. 😬

Sparklingbrook · 21/11/2020 21:36

@Wherrsmaclickypen

I appreciate it wasnt your intention but as a post-menopausal woman who had endometriosis and mahoosive painful fibroids and is now cervix-less following a total hysterectomy with all that has entailed discomfort wise, I thank you for posting. As I didnt know this product existed, and can absolutely see how it might help. I dont give a shit that it is odd Urban Outfitters stock it 🤣 Perhaps they have a sympathetic, ground breaking Head of Merchandising. 😬
Where else stock them though? What would you even put in a search? There may be better ones elsewhere?
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nevertrustaherdofcows · 21/11/2020 21:39

Fiftyandmore for the win.

Diverseduvet · 21/11/2020 21:43

Bit baffled. Surely your loving partner would know not to go too deep and what degree of penetration you were comfortable with?

KittCat · 21/11/2020 21:44

Imagine opening that in front of the in laws 😲

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Namechangearoo · 21/11/2020 21:46

@Diverseduvet

Bit baffled. Surely your loving partner would know not to go too deep and what degree of penetration you were comfortable with?
From experience - my partner was concentrating so hard on not hurting me that he couldn’t maintain an erection. This would solve that issue because the product does it for you and you can’t accidentally go in too far.
Wherrsmaclickypen · 21/11/2020 21:48

Sparklingbrook As I said, I didnt even know such a product existed so may do some research. My point was that if the op hadnt brought it to our attention, however inadvertently, her post has actually been useful as well as ooh, er 'sensational'

I totally get why the OP posted, its hardly 'on brand' and slightly confusing. But then again, I cant get over the fact that Sainsburys supermarkets have vibrators ^casually^ on their shelves!

Diverseduvet · 21/11/2020 21:50

Oh, thanks for explaining namechangearoo, so it's a safety device? I just assumed your partner would know what you could take and give it, didn't think of the poor fella and potential anxiety!

Notanothernamechanged101 · 21/11/2020 21:50

@Wherrsmaclickypen I agree. This could be life changing for cervix-less women. I also had no clue this existed.

@Sparklingbrook hmm not quite sure how to begin a search tbh.

Things change significantly after a total hysterectomy @Namechangearoo absolutely this.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 21/11/2020 21:51

UO isn't a cheap clothes chain.
Any I've been in ( usually dragged in by DD ) are like a jumble sale in a village hall with naked rough wooden floors or concrete steps .
But How much??? for a bloody TShirt !

I was really really pissed off when I bought a small cosmetic item for cash (about £15) in UO on one side of Oxford St and got a Hmm from the sales assistant when I asked for a reciept .
I had no bag, no card reciept so no proof I hadn;t stolen it when I went to the UO on the opposite side .
"A reciept ? you want a Reciept ? "

Yes please . (I'm not asking for your kidney or anything) Hmm

Namechangearoo · 21/11/2020 21:52

Also, this product looks like it would give a feeling of snugness even on the part of a penis that wasn’t inside a vagina, so pleasurable for him too while making sure he didn’t go too deep and hurt his partner.

I actually think I should order one of these too see if it would help me. I promise I’m not a boring person but I do find all the laughing on this thread quite childish Confused It’s just a sex accessory, the description for use is quite clear, it’s stocked somewhere that sells a huge range of products and it would probably be pretty useful for lots of people.

Diverseduvet · 21/11/2020 21:54

Maybe Good for trying anal as well?

Namechangearoo · 21/11/2020 21:55

@Diverseduvet

Maybe Good for trying anal as well?
Yeah I thought that too!
MashedSweetSpud · 21/11/2020 22:00

You wouldn’t need it for anal because there’s no cervix involved.

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