Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 4

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Previous question:

Why has my DH asked me to go to the shop?

My answer: Because he needs the new PS5 so desperately!

My question: Why is it so bloody difficult to buy from Boots online?

Yes she can come as long as you bring your own bread and butter and a bun and she's your very best friend
What's her name? because she will be there with ribbons in her hair what colour will they be ?

The DJ ING Badger will be DJ Badger .

The name is Bond, Jaime-Sue Bond & she will be arriving from San Francisco with flowers in her hair as all her ribbons are in a mixed colours wash.

Who did eat Bart Simpson's shorts?

Chris from Family Guy
Why does Meg from Family Guy wear that hat all the time?

She's secretly hoping to become Charlie Chaplain.

Anyone else watching His Dark Materials?

I prefer light silky materials.

Should I do anything special for the 1st December

Yes. Burn all your Christmas decorations.

What Christmas song should I start off with on 1st December?

We are all going on a summer Holiday
Will I still be in Tier three at Xmas?

No. The Virus will have disappeared completely and you can hug everyone you want and go where you want.

When can I go on holiday?

When you've finished your homework and tidied your room.
What will the picture be behind the first window in my advent calendar?

The Wombles 'Remember Your A Womble' is the best Christmas song ever.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zh9UoIS8eO8

Who put the that big shiny metal slab in the Utah desert?

This one
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/24/monolith-utah-theories-what-is-it-mystery

Me I put it there
What time shall I make Xmas dinner for ?

1.30pm this is lunchtime why prople have it at teatime astounds me!

My freezer is fairly full but packed full of ice and needs defrosting .how do I do it with nowhere to store the food?

Stick them out in the cold for a bit, it is nearly December after all.

Will 2021 be any better?

Freezers will still need defrosting in 2021.

Shall I wrap Christmas presents today?

No, don't wrap them at all. Don't put labels on them either. Then let your family fight over them and encourage online betting on the outcome - should pay for the presents.

Am I cynical?

No but you are cylindrical
Should we have a national day day of putting Xmas trees up to stop the squabbling on Mumsnet

Ha Ha...nope each to their own!!!

Ideas for my DS 16th birthday in Feb - any ideas of something special???

Some baby's clown shoes and a matching hat.

Can I get away with doing nothing this evening?

That depends on whether there are any informants in your house who might tell in you if you do?

Shall I wash whites or coloured clothes first? I've got my washing machine back after a month!

Go with white. No idea why but I always do. ..maybe i subconsciously think the colour will stay in the drum

Should I go into work tomorrow or WFH?

Neither just walk to the railway station & get on the first train that's leaving & stay on it till the last stop.
Then get on the next train out of that station & get off at the last stop. Carry on doing this all day until all trains have stopped running & you then have to work out how to get home having spent all your money on train tickets. Also your phone battery is dead too & you are not sure where you are.
Don't forget to write up an appraisal on your first solo team building work exercise & how it has benefited you both personally & professionally.

Why are some of the answers not very wrong?

Because some people think they are on a different thread
Are the Badgers having a socially distanced carol service?

Badgers prefer to gather to sing the Beach Boys Greatest Hits.

Will it snow?